The Bryce Harper Mancrush Thread

[hk47]

The pitcher blew a kiss at Harper earlier in the game...retaliation blown kiss = not a douche move.

 

Grown men calling a 20 year old a douche...funny.

[Redondo]

Harper has some mad skills.

 

But I need to see more over a few years before I can accept the comparisons to the great players.

[Pbonetheman]

Bryce deserves his place on this week's Tiger Beat cover, but my heart belongs to Trout.

[seenoevil]

**** harper !!!

 

 

Trout > Harper

[Jimmag]

As long as Mike Trout is an Angel and continues to amaze he will always be number 1 for me. He does things that others dream about.

Damm, Bryce Harper is playing at another level this year. He is having such a great start his career will end in the Hall of Fame.

[stormngt]

It might have been due to the fact he blew kisses to a pitcher after hitting a home run off him. To me, that's bordering on douchy.

Yes, but from the story I heard, the pitcher threw at him earlier in the game.  That isn't douchy!

[m0nkey]

The dude isn't beating women or drinking and driving.  Congratulations, he's a douche. 

To quote the great alex rios, "Who gives a ****"

[Stradling]

Yes, but from the story I heard, the pitcher threw at him earlier in the game. That isn't douchy!

Yes it is.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Ridiculously talented cocky and douchey kid, not unheard of. I knew plenty of cocky and douchey kids through school and youth sports and none of them are as successful as him. If he was an Angel some of the people giving him crap would be laughing at his antics. Regardless what he and Trout have done at their ages is ridiculous and fun to watch.

[Lou]

The pitcher blew a kiss at Harper earlier in the game...retaliation blown kiss = not a douche move.

 

Grown men calling a 20 year old a douche...funny.

Did you just make this up? The pitcher never blew a kiss at him.

What is the minimum age limit a person can be considered a douche?

[Lou]

Yes, but from the story I heard, the pitcher threw at him earlier in the game.  That isn't douchy!

That pitcher never threw at him. A different pitcher threw a pitch to back him off the plate.

You guys really have to stop making things up.

[hk47]

Did you just make this up? The pitcher never blew a kiss at him.

What is the minimum age limit a person can be considered a douche?

 

I did not make this up, thank you very much.

 

It's not about his age, but about the age of people who are calling him that.

 

And I'm thinking at the 24 year old mark douche may be applied, if necessary. 

[Halos of Anaheim]

Is this a troll thread? What does Bryce Harper have to do with Angels baseball? OP is trying to rustle everybodys jimmies. Go post this in the MLB Discussion section.

[m0nkey]

Oh, mods please move this to the existing mlb forum. 

[hk47]

Take off that Giants avatar...this is an Angels' website!

[Chuck]

Oh, mods please move this to the existing mlb forum. 

 

This is the MLB - Angels Forum.

 

But seriously, if you want to masterbate to Bryce Harper, don't sticky up the website.

 

Thanks.

[Lou]

Oh, mods please move this to the existing mlb forum. 

lol

We're on it!

[James]

I would take him on the Angels. Douche or not, heck of a talent and plays the game the right way. 

[bloodbrother]

Bryce wants to play with Trout, so I'm all for bringing Bryce in to play RF for the Halos with Trout in LF

[AZMike]

Bryce wants to play with Trout, so I'm all for bringing Bryce in to play RF for the Halos with Trout in LF

I like it. Hamliton will be gone the year Bryce hits free agency.

[Amazing Larry]

I would take him on the Angels. Douche or not, heck of a talent and plays the game the right way. 

If Bryce came to the Angels he would immediately suck and there would be a 10-page thread about who should be fired for his crappy play.

[nate]

I am infatuated with how much of a douchebag he is.

[AZMike]

If Bryce came to the Angels he would immediately suck and there would be a 10-page thread about who should be fired for his crappy play.

In my hypothetical I'm assuming Buthcer is long gone and Scioscia has already been fired therefore there's no way this could possibly happen

[Charlie B Barkin]

His dog's name is swag.... He is a douche.

[AZMike]

His dog's name is swag.... He is a douche.

Nothin' wrong with that. YOLO