The Bryce Harper Mancrush Thread

[HaloMagic]

Dog names are always stupid. It's always one of three things. 1) A stupid inside joke that no one understands; 2) A prototypical dog name, like Spot or Killer or Fido; or 3) It's given a normal name, whether it's named after someone or not. Option three might be the least douchey but it's still pretty lame when you ask someone what their dog's name is and they say "Peter".

No matter what you name your dog it's douchey. There's no way to avoid it. Anyone that thinks their dog's name isn't douchey is dead wrong.

[Lifetime]

I did not make this up, thank you very much.

 

It's not about his age, but about the age of people who are calling him that.

 

And I'm thinking at the 24 year old mark douche may be applied, if necessary. 

What age is too old to call a douche a douche?

 

My guess is most or all of the posters here that don't think he is a douche are pretty close to his age but I may be wrong.

[m0nkey]

It's really too bad he's a douche.  It really affects his play on the field

[seenoevil]

Trout loves to play the game.

 

Harper loves to look in the mirror

[Lifetime]

It's really too bad he's a douche.  It really affects his play on the field

Good point, except no one implied it did. 

[HaloMagic]

Trout loves to play the game.

Harper loves to look in the mirror

I've never seen him look in the mirror. I've seen him play like a beast on the field, though.

[mtangelsfan]

Good player, seems like a douche.  

 

He probably couldn't care less what Angel fans think of him though.

[m0nkey]

Good point, except no one implied it did. 

Oh.  Not quite sure why most of the posts in a thread are about him qualifying as a douche in the baseball section of the forum then. But hey, it's a message board and this is America. 

 

God Bless America

[ScottT]

I'm sure if you posted it on Nationalswin.com, the response would be different. 

[Stradling]

I'd like him to be an Angel. He could be our douche.

[mtangelsfan]

He and CJ could be co-douches

[AngelsLakersFan]

Did you just make this up? The pitcher never blew a kiss at him.

What is the minimum age limit a person can be considered a douche?

 

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[HaloCory22]

I'd like him to be an Angel. He could be our douche.

I thought thats why we signed CJ.

[Reveille1984]

At least C.J. has better hair

[HaloMagic]

CJ isn't a douche, guys. We had a whole thread on the old board about it. He's just a really interesting guy.

[AZMike]

CJ isn't a douche, guys. We had a whole thread on the old board about it. He's just a really interesting guy.

 

Agreed. I feel this is a good time to re post this:

 

[Chuck]

He and CJ could be co-douches

 

Yeah, but he's our douche! 

[hk47]

What age is too old to call a douche a douche?

 

My guess is most or all of the posters here that don't think he is a douche are pretty close to his age but I may be wrong.

 

I'm thinking a 12-15 year difference is a good gap.

[Lifetime]

And that's because what exactly? 

[Amazing Larry]

And that's because what exactly? 

It's science.

[Lifetime]

It's douchebag science.

Fixed

[seenoevil]

I've never seen him look in the mirror. I've seen him play like a beast on the field, though.

 

Don't trust your lying eyes

[Pbonetheman]

I did not make this up, thank you very much.

 

It's not about his age, but about the age of people who are calling him that.

 

And I'm thinking at the 24 year old mark douche may be applied, if necessary. 

I've seen five year old douches. Sometimes it's just in the genes.

[Pbonetheman]

Agreed. I feel this is a good time to re post this:

 

I love that video.

[stevestevens]

If I remember correctly, he blew a kiss at the guy because the pitcher had hit a previous batter like an inning before.  Apparently the pitcher was openly taunting the entire team the whole game.  Yelling after SO's, yelling at players in the dugout.  When Harper hit the HR the pitcher stared Bryce around the entire base path so as he ran down the third base line Harper blew him a kiss. 

 

I tried to find the article but I could not.  Most media just ran to report that he blew a kiss and left out all the side stuff.