GOP Debate

[Crampknees]

Anyone know what time Kurt's viewing party begins?

Thank you for asking.  Party has already started and since 95% of FOX News viewers are libs they set me up in a downtown Cleveland Motel-6.  Mr. Ailes sent over two nice ladies named Trixie and Destiny and they say some girl named Caitlyn is coming by later. They are showing me the correct way to snort meth off a GOP donors ass.  I will give you live updates from the debate. 

[nate]

who wants to do the suicidal drinking game?

 

Every time they say obamacare take a shot

every time they say isis take a shot

every time they say iran take a shot

[red321]

I think the low bar is...does someone hint at Obama being a secret muslim or the birther conspiracy

[Spirit]

Damn it, Nate! I was just going to post that. Only mine was going to be a shot every time someone said Obama.

[Spirit]

Will be interesting to see how much they go after Hilary vs. Obama. Might need to take a shot for every Clinton/Hilary mention too.

[nate]

Even Ozzy Osbourne would die from alcohol poisoning playing that game.

[Spirit]

Keith Richards would tap out.

[red321]

I imagine the words..."the worst" will be uttered repeatedly...and special bonus points to whomever invokes the Nazis, Neville Chamberlin, or the holocaust.

[Spirit]

"Email server" is worthy of a shot.

[Spirit]

Oh! Just occurred to me that tonight is also the last Daily Show for Jon. Wonder if that gets any love/attention?

(I'm looking at you, Von.)

[red321]

I think they tape his show about the same time the circus starts so it probably doesn't get more than a mention

[red321]

"Email server" is worthy of a shot.

 

Double shot if someone brings up Whitewater, Travel Office or Lewinsky...drink the bottle if they bring up Vince Foster

[Adam]

Two words

 

Ronald Reagan 

[Tank]

"make america great again" ought to be worth a chug or two.

[Spirit]

Two words

 

Ronald Reagan

That's a "drink the whole beer" one right there.

[Adam]

In order "America has no greater friend than Israel"

 

Dems will have that one covered too

[Blarg]

Keith Richards would tap out.

 

Not until he made a mention of the White Album being a farce.

[Blarg]

Fox news will report he said White House.

[Adam]

http://tomwoods.com/blog/what-rand-paul-could-say-in-the-debate/

[red321]

I hope ER rooms across the country are staffing up

[the dude abides]

How many drinks if Trump lays out a detailed plan re: getting Mexico to pay for his border fence?

[the dude abides]

Oh, and because it's Trump, "I just will" qualifies as a detailed plan.

[Crampknees]

It will be fun watching people who's net worth has gone up substantially in recent years, tell how the economy and America have been destroyed. I hope Trump comes out and says he would have many more billions if it weren't for the Obama admin. 

[Crampknees]

See Perry didn't make the cut.  Would have been fun to see him forget which states border Mexico. 

[red321]

Didn't even notice the JV debate had started already