Thoroughbred Racing

[Tank]

3 hours ago, gotbeer said:

But for the Oaks.  Like Jaywalk.  And if it's slop, Restless Rider.

So those are your last place horses.

not so fast, buddy. i haven't weighed in just yet.

[Tank]

4 hours old, from cbs sportsline, for the kentucky derby.

Omaha Beach - 4-1 
Game Winner - 5-1 
Roadster - 6-1 
Improbable - 6-1 
Maximum Security - 10-1 
Tacitus - 10-1 
Code of Honor - 15-1 
Win Win Win - 15-1 
War of Will - 20-1 
Tax - 20-1 
By My Standards - 20-1 
Vekoma - 20-1 
Plus Que Parfait - 30-1 
Cutting Humor - 30-1 
Haikal - 30-1 
Long Range Toddy - 30-1 
Spinoff - 30-1 
Country House - 30-1 
Gray Magician - 50-1 
Master Fencer - 50-1

haven't heard of a single one of these horses.

 

[Adam]

28 minutes ago, Tank said:

4 hours old, from cbs sportsline, for the kentucky derby.

Omaha Beach - 4-1 
Game Winner - 5-1 
Roadster - 6-1 
Improbable - 6-1 
Maximum Security - 10-1 
Tacitus - 10-1 
Code of Honor - 15-1 
Win Win Win - 15-1 
War of Will - 20-1 
Tax - 20-1 
By My Standards - 20-1 
Vekoma - 20-1 
Plus Que Parfait - 30-1 
Cutting Humor - 30-1 
Haikal - 30-1 
Long Range Toddy - 30-1 
Spinoff - 30-1 
Country House - 30-1 
Gray Magician - 50-1 
Master Fencer - 50-1

haven't heard of a single one of these horses.

 

They're all vegetarians

[Tank]

16 minutes ago, Adam said:

They're all vegetarians

[Lou]

 

[Adam]

And here's the Derby card. 

Tacitus is gonna treat all these pigs like street hoes

Kentucky Derby Day.pdf

[Tank]

22 minutes ago, Adam said:

And here's the Derby card. 

Tacitus is gonna treat all these pigs like street hoes

Kentucky Derby Day.pdf

wasted opportunity to mention victor's mom.

i'm not even sure i know who you are anymore.

[Adam]

Victor's mom passed away last Fall

[gotbeer]

They are forcasting rain for Friday and Saturday.  Look for them mudders.

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Adam said:

Victor's mom passed away last Fall

seriously? oh man, that's terrible news.

[Lou]

25 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

They are forcasting rain for Friday and Saturday.  Look for them mudders.

 

[gotbeer]

@Lou  You weren't supposed to tell anyone.

[Adam]

7 hours ago, Tank said:

seriously? oh man, that's terrible news.

Nope she’s just fine haha

[Adam]

And still a filthy whore who will blow you for a bag of cool ranch doritos

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

And still a filthy whore who will blow you for a bag of cool ranch doritos

bless her heart 

[gotbeer]

Loser for the Kentucky Derby.

Maximum Security, Omaha Beach

over Maximum Security, Omaha Beach, Code of Honor, Game Winner

over Vekoma, Maximum Security, Omaha Beach, Code of Honor, Game Winner

over Vekoma, Maximum Security, Code of Honor, Game Winner

Exacta $6

Trifecta $18

Superfecta $32

All dead money.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Nope she’s just fine haha

What I ALMOST posted was 

oh man, that’s terrible!

 

was it the clap? Syphillis?

[Tank]

Omaha beach is a scratch.

[gotbeer]

Well, that didn't take long for my curse to take effect.

[Adam]

Haikal gonna scratch

[Lou]

Happy Thurby!

[gotbeer]

On 4/30/2019 at 9:40 AM, Adam said:

People are going to piss so much money down the drain on Bellafina

Kentucky Oaks Day.pdf

They sure did didn't they.

Race 11 Win/Place/Show Odds

Pool Total: $6,595,979

 

Horse	Win Odds	Win Pool	Place Pool	Show Pool	Totals
1	16	190,559	73,986	60,157	324,702
2	25	122,739	56,444	55,625	234,808
3	10	273,895	114,064	101,936	489,895
4	9/5	1,142,091	320,101	230,306	1,692,498
5	26	119,945	54,014	53,307	227,266
6	44	71,463	29,880	32,892	134,235
7	6	443,380	161,709	125,421	730,510
8	19	159,380	61,172	58,356	278,908
9	38	82,662	34,526	35,535	152,723
10	8	335,863	142,189	132,077	610,129
11	59	54,611	25,108	28,105	107,824
12	25	123,102	49,429	46,440	218,971
13	13	233,431	81,360	68,190	382,981
14	4	622,876	214,695	172,938	1,010,509
15	-				0
16	-				0
		3,976,004	1,418,684	1,201,291	6,595,979

On 4/30/2019 at 10:29 AM, gotbeer said:

But for the Oaks.  Like Jaywalk.  And if it's slop, Restless Rider.

So those are your last place horses.

BTW.  I was righton as usual.

Race 11

#	Horse	Jockey	Win	Place	Show
13	Serengeti Empress	Ortiz J L	$28.00	$14.80	$9.60
9	Liora	Hill C	-	$32.60	$17.00
3	Lady Apple	Santana, Jr. R	-	-	$7.00
10	Champagne Anyone	Landeros C	-	-	-
4	Bellafina	Prat F	-	-	-

[gotbeer]

Might be one of those days at Churchill.  First 2 races, double digit longshots.  

There, that should get balance back now that I've jinxed it.  Favorites for the rest of the day.

[Lou]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

Might be one of those days at Churchill.  First 2 races, double digit longshots.  

There, that should get balance back now that I've jinxed it.  Favorites for the rest of the day.

bet the 5

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, Lou said:

bet the 5

thank you