LA Kings Thread '14-'15

[Thomas]

I have no idea why I watch sports anymore.

Well...um...it's still a better start than the Bucs had on Sunday.

[bucbrett]

we need to give you some kind of sports fan intervention. edmonton and tampa bay? that's a tall order.

The Sixers are my NBA team. I don't know what I did to deserve this. I'm like a parent, and my sports teams are my four kids. The Buccaneers are methheads living in the basement doing their damnedest to set the house ablaze. The Oilers are out getting caught underage drinking every other night. The Sixers are unemployed layabouts whose long-term plan for success is hitting the lottery (NOTE: THIS IS THE ACTUAL PHILADELPHIA 76ERS STRATEGY). The Angels were my honor students. Straight As most of the year, then when final exams came, they decided to take a few bong rips the morning of the exams and completely blew them off.

[Tank]

Andreoff is making his NHL debut tonight. got into a fight in his first shift, and skated to the penalty box with a big smile on his face.

[Thomas]

The Sixers are my NBA team. I don't know what I did to deserve this. I'm like a parent, and my sports teams are my four kids. The Buccaneers are methheads living in the basement doing their damnedest to set the house ablaze. The Oilers are out getting caught underage drinking every other night. The Sixers are unemployed layabouts whose long-term plan for success is hitting the lottery (NOTE: THIS IS THE ACTUAL PHILADELPHIA 76ERS STRATEGY). The Angels were my honor students. Straight As most of the year, then when final exams came, they decided to take a few bong rips the morning of the exams and completely blew them off.

Post of the $&@!+%# year!

[Schildog]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, 20 seconds to go until the shut out!

[bucbrett]

The locker room attendants might want to scour every corner of the Kings' room, because I'm certain that somewhere in there they will find Ben Scrivens curled up in a ball, hiding from his copper and blue captors.

Should he be found, please take him in like a refugee. He deserves better than playing behind the hellscape that is the Oilers defense. Send him to Manchester to play for the Monarchs if you must. He will like playing for a professional hockey franchise and no doubt rues the day he was traded to NHL North Korea.

[Thomas]

Muzzin signed to a five year extension through 19-20.

http://kings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=734665

 

Edit

5/20.  Quick math say um... uh... 4 mil AAV

Edited October 15, 2014 by Thomas Crow

[Angel Oracle]

Andreoff is making his NHL debut tonight. got into a fight in his first shift, and skated to the penalty box with a big smile on his face.

Did the Hanson Brothers proud!

[Angel Oracle]

Tanner Pearson already has 4 goals in 4 games.    He, Carter, and Toffoli are a filthy unit.   

Edited October 15, 2014 by Angel Oracle

[Schildog]

Blues all over the kings early. Still scoreless somehow.

[nando714]

Quick and Elliot having a solid game

Edited October 17, 2014 by nando714

[nando714]

Kings out shot 39-18 in regulation.

[Schildog]

JQ is god.

[Thomas]

Quick > everything

[nando714]

Out shot already 21 - 9 but the 70s line again

[Tank]

quick has been standing on his head. it would be nice if the offense would help out some more by taking more than 6 shots per period, and if the defense could clear the zone more frequently.

[nando714]

I'll take another 2 pts tank.

[nate]

Voynov suspended indefinitely due to a domestic abuse arrest last night.

[Thomas]

Voynov suspended indefinitely due to a domestic abuse arrest last night.

 

$#%#

[Thomas]

Upon further thought...  What a %#$ing stupid #$#@ing thing to do on so many levels that it #$@%ing hurts my brain.

[nate]

What did he do?  I just saw that he was arrested, nothing more.

 

With all the shit that happened with Ray Rice you know Bettman will throw the book at Voynov.

[Thomas]

No idea other than he was arrested this morning just after midnight in Torrance.

[DB24]

Slava Voynov's girlfriend reportedly hospitalized after alleged domestic assault

 

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2014/10/20/7019595/slava-voynov-assault-charges-details-kings

 

If this is true....He’s a piece of sh*t!

[Angel Oracle]

Drop his a__ from the roster PERMANENTLY, if he is indeed guilty!

Lombardi can find someone who gets the job done, and wouldn't treat women like Ford Fairlane would.

Edited October 21, 2014 by Angel Oracle

[nando714]

I'm all for him going through the process. Let him handle his personal business and do what he needs to do to get back on the ice.