Florida's Finest

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 1/25/2022 at 8:32 AM, arch stanton said:

That’s why you roll in there at 3 am. No standards 

I ran into Howard Schnellenberger at a Waffle House in Norman, OK in the wee hours one morning.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Jason]

13 hours ago, gotbeer said:

11-Year-Old Hauls in Two .50 BMG Rifles While Magnet Fishing with His Grandpa Near Miami

I’m not sure if I’m more surprised at the find or that there’s such thing as magnet fishing 

[Blarg]

Not surprised at all. This is the same as metal detectors used to find civil war gold. 

[NJHalo]

I am FloridaHalo now, and none of this shit is true…fake news..

[gotbeer]

@NJHalo had one hell of a night.

Florida Man Stole Car "In Good Faith" Then A Train Launched It Into A House

[NJHalo]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

@NJHalo had one hell of a night.

Florida Man Stole Car "In Good Faith" Then A Train Launched It Into A House

Now l am going to get blamed for everything here.  

[Tank]

5 hours ago, NJHalo said:

Now l am going to get blamed for everything here.  

it's your fault since bringing up the "pharmaceuticals" comment.

[T.G.]

17 hours ago, NJHalo said:

Now l am going to get blamed for everything here.  

When are you going to fix the CBA with MLB?  Hurry up, already.

[NJHalo]

3 hours ago, True Grich said:

When are you going to fix the CBA with MLB?  Hurry up, already.

My first chance at spring training in Florida, and they are going to F it up for me! 

[gotbeer]

Florida woman throws tantrum after being caught stealing at Walmart

@NJHalo  Better check to see if your neighbor has green hair and green hands.  

 

[Jason]

5 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Florida woman throws tantrum after being caught stealing at Walmart

@NJHalo  Better check to see if your neighbor has green hair and green hands.  

 

Quote

“Get the manager Kim. I have an employee discount and I get my groceries for free.” 

Lol

[NJHalo]

11 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Florida woman throws tantrum after being caught stealing at Walmart

@NJHalo  Better check to see if your neighbor has green hair and green hands.  

 

I have never been to a Walmart until I moved to Florida, It is the freak show everyone says 

[gotbeer]

Woman on Motorized Suitcase Sparks Police Chase Inside Florida Airport

[gotbeer]

BTW.  Anyone have $1500 in spare change.  Having a motorized suitcase that is a carry on item would be worth getting drunk at the airport over.

[Tank]

55 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

BTW.  Anyone have $1500 in spare change.  Having a motorized suitcase that is a carry on item would be worth getting drunk at the airport over.

stop by. me and my associate will give you some seed money.

[Redondo]

Florida woman accused of using COVID-relief loan to hire hitman

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Redondo said:

Florida woman accused of using COVID-relief loan to hire hitman

thinking outside the box.

[Jason]

Massive Florida alligator seen strapped to back of SUV | Fox News

[Tank]

[Redondo]

 

Another Florida man story

Florida man allegedly beat roommate's raccoon with hammer, threatened to kill neighbor with sewing needle

[arch stanton]

“Florida man has a raccoon as a pet and is surprised when his roommate objects” is the next headline 

 

[Redondo]

Florida alleged burglars call 911 for help 'moving their belongings,' get caught by owners: sheriff

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alleged-burglars-call-911-for-help-moving-their-belongings-caught-owners-sheriff

[Vegas Halo Fan]

My home state continues to produce gems. If stupidity were an Olympic sport, Florida would serve the country proud. Not all of their idiots are elected to public office, however. For instance, there is this genius:

[Tank]

[Redondo]

'Florida Man' at it again and again and again ...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-wildest-real-life-tales-sunshine-state