Florida's Finest

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Now we make boots. 

Gator is pretty tasty too 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

https://news.yahoo.com/woman-arrested-being-found-naked-024300599.html
 

“The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat”
 

 

Gross

[Jason]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

Pretty awesome story all around.

Not for the poor bastard that hast to clean the seat

[Lhalo]

8 hours ago, Jason said:

Gator is pretty tasty too 

Can confirm. Had some last time I was in New Orleans. 

[gotbeer]

2 PE teachers accused of stumbling into wrong house after drinking, shooting resident

 

[Tank]

5 hours ago, gotbeer said:

2 PE teachers accused of stumbling into wrong house after drinking, shooting resident

 

History teachers >>> PE teachers

[gotbeer]

I believe him.

Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his

[Tank]

“But officer, I woke up and it was just . . . there. I have no idea where these drugs came from.”

[T.G.]

Of course they’re not his, they’re Dick’s...

[Taylor]

11 hours ago, True Grich said:

Of course they’re not his, they’re Dick’s...

Boomer Hoomer

[Jason]

16 hours ago, gotbeer said:

I believe him.

Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his

Maybe the prostitute that was blowing him earlier put them there and he was to drunk to notice. 

[Lou]

55 minutes ago, Jason said:

Maybe the prostitute that was blowing him earlier put them there and he was to drunk to notice. 

If I had a dime . . . 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

If I had a dime . . . 

How much do you usually pay for your prostitutes? Do you supply the drugs they put around your unit as part of their service or do you have to provide your own? Are you usually conscious during that part of your experience, or it like waking up in a hotel bathtub filled with ice and your kidneys missing sort of deal?

 

Edited December 25, 2021 by Tank

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

How much do you usually pay for your prostitutes? Do you supply the drugs they put around your unit as part of their service or do you have to provide your own? Are you usually conscious during that part of your experience, or it like waking up in a hotel bathtub filled with ice and your kidneys missing sort of deal?

 

I'm a maybe

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

I'm a maybe

[JAHV76]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

How much do you usually pay for your prostitutes? Do you supply the drugs they put around your unit as part of their service or do you have to provide your own? Are you usually conscious during that part of your experience, or it like waking up in a hotel bathtub filled with ice and your kidneys missing sort of deal?

 

Were you asking for a friend?

[Tank]

14 hours ago, JAHV76 said:

Were you asking for a friend?

Sure, let’s go with that.

[gotbeer]

If you can't trust a stripper, who can you trust?

Palm Coast man shot in home invasion after Daytona 'stripper' is brought home, report says

 

[Blarg]

 

"We want to remind the public that there is no threat to the community, as our detectives have been working this case to understand the circumstances leading up to the shooting that appeared to stem from an armed robbery,” according to a statement from Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly

Just when is armed robbery of a residence not a threat to the community? 

 

 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

 

"We want to remind the public that there is no threat to the community, as our detectives have been working this case to understand the circumstances leading up to the shooting that appeared to stem from an armed robbery,” according to a statement from Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly

Just when is armed robbery of a residence not a threat to the community? 

 

 

since about 2020 when this kind of stuff was going on.

 

[Redondo]

‘COOK THE F---ING BACON RIGHT!’ Florida man arrested after alleged outburst at Waffle House

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Redondo said:

‘COOK THE F---ING BACON RIGHT!’ Florida man arrested after alleged outburst at Waffle House

I can understand if someone fucked up his bacon 

[Blarg]

Reports said Alvarez, 28, is facing charges of disorderly intoxication... 

That describes about every customer at The Waffle House. 

[arch stanton]

That’s why you roll in there at 3 am. No standards 

[gotbeer]

11-Year-Old Hauls in Two .50 BMG Rifles While Magnet Fishing with His Grandpa Near Miami