Cats Suck!

[mtangelsfan]

So my orange tabby is really pissing me off.  He keeps eating the dog's food.  My dog is such a pussy all she does is whine instead of chasing him off.  Also, he keeps waking my boys up early.

 

[Blarg]

Get a better dog.

[Tank]

our female cat has gone through heat twice in the last 4-5 weeks. she makes this weird chirping sound with every step she takes. it's bizarre.

she's presented herself to our male cat but he got clipped a few months ago and acts like he really doesn't know what to do. it's kind of funny.

[gotbeer]

Why exactly are these turkeys circling a dead cat?

[IEAngelsfan]

They're ready to prey when we are at our weakest.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/stray-cat-suspect-japan-attempted-murder-101742121.html

[Blarg]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-45347136

A small village on the southern coast of New Zealand is planning to implement a radical plan to protect its native wildlife: ban all domestic cats.

Finally a domestic policy we can all agree on. Well, except for that @RallyMo guy. 

[mtangelsfan]

33 minutes ago, Blarg said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-45347136

A small village on the southern coast of New Zealand is planning to implement a radical plan to protect its native wildlife: ban all domestic cats.

Finally a domestic policy we can all agree on. Well, except for that @RallyMo guy. 

We've seen this before:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Dogs_(film)

 

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-45347136

A small village on the southern coast of New Zealand is planning to implement a radical plan to protect its native wildlife: ban all domestic cats.

Finally a domestic policy we can all agree on. Well, except for that @RallyMo guy. 

I don't understand the appeal of outdoor cats. Indoor cats stay clean, don't kill things, and live much longer than outdoor cats.

[arch stanton]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

I don't understand the appeal of outdoor cats. Indoor cats 

I concur 

[Blarg]

[T.G.]

Looking at the kid's outfit... he had it coming.

[Tank]

that cat tackles better than the raiders.

[tdawg87]

I know you guys hate cats here but my cat of 16 years passed away a couple months ago and I still miss her. I've had dogs before and I love them but my cat was by far the best friend I ever had and ever will have. 

I think they're misunderstood because they show love more passively than dogs do, plus they aren't as "fun". But as someone who suffers from pretty severe depression, cats just get me. My cat would always cuddle up with me on the couch or in my bed and never wanted to leave. She knew when I was having a bad day because she was always extra friendly and cuddly towards me. 

I'll never have a pet like her again.

[Stradling]

 

[Blarg]

Is the dog looking at your Kong?

[T.G.]

11 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

I know you guys hate cats here but my cat of 16 years passed away a couple months ago and I still miss her. I've had dogs before and I love them but my cat was by far the best friend I ever had and ever will have. 

I think they're misunderstood because they show love more passively than dogs do, plus they aren't as "fun". But as someone who suffers from pretty severe depression, cats just get me. My cat would always cuddle up with me on the couch or in my bed and never wanted to leave. She knew when I was having a bad day because she was always extra friendly and cuddly towards me. 

I'll never have a pet like her again.

I never had cats and thought I hated cats until I got married and my wife had two.  They lived to be more than 20+ years old and they were simply awesome.  I miss them tremendously.  One of them used to fall asleep at night with her head in my hand.  She always came to the door when I came home.  No other pet I will have in my lifetime will be as special as she was.

I get it. 

[gotbeer]

 

[T.G.]

3 hours ago, gotbeer said:

 

Almost....

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

[Tank]

that was an impressive amount of "so what" from the cat.

[Blarg]

Even the dog refused to fuck with that. 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

that was an impressive amount of "so what" from the cat.

Badass cat was like, "Oh, my tail is on fire? NBD."

[gotbeer]

55 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Badass cat was like, "Oh, my tail is on fire? NBD."

It just makes me know wonder how many houses that burned down because of "candles", was actually because the cat hated the owner.

[Redondo]

 

Cat leaps from window of burning building in Chicago -- and sticks the landing

Soon after, the cat in question was captured sticking its head out of one of the broken windows. The feline then jumped, as someone in the crowd appeared to yell, "Look at the cat!"

Audible gasps were also heard from onlookers as the cat fell, bounced on the grass, and walked away safely, according to the video. 

[WicketMaiden]

On 5/8/2019 at 7:55 AM, tdawg87 said:

I know you guys hate cats here but my cat of 16 years passed away a couple months ago and I still miss her. I've had dogs before and I love them but my cat was by far the best friend I ever had and ever will have. 

I think they're misunderstood because they show love more passively than dogs do, plus they aren't as "fun". But as someone who suffers from pretty severe depression, cats just get me. My cat would always cuddle up with me on the couch or in my bed and never wanted to leave. She knew when I was having a bad day because she was always extra friendly and cuddly towards me. 

I'll never have a pet like her again.

I totally get this @tdawg87 I have two cats and they are bloody awesome. They know when I'm feeling down or when I'm nursing an illness or a physical injury and their behaviour becomes more affectionate and dare I say it more supportive. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced it myself first hand.

[Lhalo]