Cats Suck!

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Larry you Craig'd something Redondo posted in the same thread just 5 hours ago. 

[gotbeer]

This one shows the bounce.  It's pretty impressive that the cat missed the wall, and hit the only green area between a car and that wall.

 

[Lhalo]

2 hours ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

Larry you Craig'd something Redondo posted in the same thread just 5 hours ago. 

I have a special talent. 

[gotbeer]

Owner puts up sign inviting neighbors to reclaim items stolen by her cat

Of course SJW's are so dumb that they say she is shaming the cat.

[Tank]

clearly, that cat is a racist, and that should be the narrative.

[gotbeer]

Freaking stray kitten crawled into the engine/radiator compartment of our SUV.  Have no idea how it got in there, or when he went in there.  Sometime between today and Wednesday.  Probably went on a ride to Beverly Hills.  Anyways, took a few hours to figure out how to get him out.

 

[Taylor]

On 6/25/2021 at 7:43 PM, gotbeer said:

Freaking stray kitten crawled into the engine/radiator compartment of our SUV.  Have no idea how it got in there, or when he went in there.  Sometime between today and Wednesday.  Probably went on a ride to Beverly Hills.  Anyways, took a few hours to figure out how to get him out.

 

What'd you end up doing with the cat?

[gotbeer]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

What'd you end up doing with the cat?

Neighbors problem.  He's the one feeding the stray momma.  

[gotbeer]

I was debating where to put this.  But in the end, the cat got what he wanted.

Wisconsin woman shoots friend while using gun’s laser sight to play with cat

 

[Blarg]

OK, I have a couple questions. 

If you are having a cat chase a Lazer sight on the floor, how does the guy in a doorway get hit in the thigh? 

How do you say the gun accidently went off when it requires a trigger pull? 

I'm thinking she was drunk, got into an argument a shot the idiot that violated his parole by possessing a firearm. That and these people just moved to Nate's neighborhood from Florida. 

[Taylor]

On 8/15/2021 at 7:45 AM, Blarg said:

OK, I have a couple questions. 

If you are having a cat chase a Lazer site on the floor, how does the guy in a doorway get hit in the thigh? 

How do you say the gun accidently went off when it requires a trigger pull? 

I'm thinking she was drunk, got into an argument a shot the idiot that violated his parole by possessing a firearm. That and these people just moved to Nate's neighborhood from Florida. 

Yeah, the classic "blame the cat to get out of murder" ploy.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Yeah, the classic "blame the cat to get out of murder" ploy.

Which aw attorney wins this, cals or wopphil?

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

Which aw attorney wins this, cals or wopphil?

Depends on if the client is Mexican or not.

[Blarg]

They still suck. 

[gotbeer]

 

[gotbeer]

Although holding it up like a championship trophy was a bit much.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Although holding it up like a championship trophy was a bit much.

That heroic dude probably ended up with six dozen scratches for all his trouble.

[T.G.]

 

[arch stanton]

What kind of dumbass would leave the kid next to the stairs? Oh, yeah, the ones who would let a cat in the house

[gotbeer]

Cat just doesn't want the stairs to get credit for it's kill.

[Tank]

that floor might be the filthiest floor in the state.

[Jason]

 

[gotbeer]

@Jason  Although a laser pointer at the end would have worked just as well.  And we all know that the cat would go after the cat food the first time, and not be interested in the same cat food the second time.  

[gotbeer]

@Taylor  Please tell me you weren't taking care of your kittens this way.

Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers, cabin crew messages reveal

 

 

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, gotbeer said:

@Taylor  Please tell me you weren't taking care of your kittens this way.

Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers, cabin crew messages reveal

 

 

Gross. Although one of the kittens from the litter would always try to suckle on her brothers' wieners. We had to keep her separated from the boys. She grew out of if eventually.

That's the one from the litter we kept, of course.