Appropriate comparisons for the 2014 Angels experience thus far.

[RallyMo]

It's like being at a great party, but inevitably there's some guy that starts puking all over the place. Sometimes you can get him out of the room quickly enough to keep the party alive enough to revive it. Other times, he simultaneously dumps kerosene all over the place, lights a match and kills everybody.

[tdawg87]

I somehow feel like there isn't enough feces involved.

[FabulousFabregas]

****ing a hot girl and your Mom walks in right before you're about to finish.

[Brandon]

Frieri is the equivalent of whiskey dick

[Eric]

It's like wanting to watch a feel-good, pick me up movie and instead ending up with "Schindler's List".

[tdawg87]

Watching a porn marathon for 6 months straight but half the time you climax right at the close up shot of the guy's ass

[eligrba]

Amazingly hot and athletic women who is ready to bring down the hurt..........has the clap.........

[Quinlanforthewin]

Rape. 

[tdawg87]

Being a rich white guy with a big ass mansion and a hispanic gardener who you later find out is in a gang and they often sneak into your house and smear feces all over the walls.

[mtangelsfan]

Being an Angels fan before 2002.

[AngelsFaninGA]

It's like watching porn over a hotel connection, right when you're about to climax the internet cuts out for 45 minutes and you go flaccid, lose interest, and go to bed. 

[Brandon]

Being an Angels fan before 2002.

 

haha.

 

i was going to say having season tickets for the 1997 angels.

[Quinlanforthewin]

Being a rich white guy with a big ass mansion and a hispanic gardener who you later find out is in a gang and they often sneak into your house and smear feces all over the walls.

 

I'm not following...I think smeared feces would be pretty apparent the first time they did it.  Not sure they could get away with that multiple times.  

[tdawg87]

I'm not following...I think smeared feces would be pretty apparent the first time they did it.  Not sure they could get away with that multiple times.  

 

Exactly.

[eligrba]

Wish Scioscia had that level of intuitive ability.

[Docwaukee]

I have just watched the movie Gigli for the 326th time over the last four years. 

[Ohtaniland]

I started thinking that the engine was fixed but it's now apparent that the 'CHECK ENGINE' light also wasn't working.  

[Brent Maguire]

Becoming really good friends with Kate Upton and Melanie Iglesias. Friendzoned. 

[ELEVEN]

Its like your kid handing you a balloon to blow up, and eventually realizing its a used condom...

[ELEVEN]

Not enough feces?

[Blarg]

You start off the season feeling like Wu-Tang rapper and end up cutting off your dick and jumping out the window.

[gurn67]

Me = Charlie Brown

Mike Scioscia = Lucy

Team > .500= The Football

[Homebrewer]

It's like living the entire month of Sept 1995 in one day, and then waking up and doing it again.

Like Groundhog Day.

[Hollyw00d]

Frieri is the equivalent of whiskey dick

 

 

except much more embarrassing

[Hollyw00d]

Watching a porn marathon for 6 months straight but half the time you climax right at the close up shot of the guy's ass

 

haha I love the imagination