Men need to stand!

[IEAngelsfan]

Where do you stand or do you stand or have you already capitulated by sitting?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10555436/Im-taking-a-stand-against-peeing-sitting-down.html

 

 

[Taylor]

There are dudes who pee sitting down?

[HaloMagic]

I never understood the outrage over this. Personally I stand but only because it's easier and quicker than plopping down and then having to go back up and redo my belt and everything. But I never thought that people who sit were less manly. I pee sitting down when I'm shitting. I certainly don't piss upright then lower my pants and drop a duece. So if I do it then why would the manliness factor change if I have no kids to drop off at the pool? I don't get it.

[arch stanton]

I have lived in a house full of women for years. The house rule is that you configure the toilet the way you want it and clean up after yourself. Whining and minding other people's business is highly discouraged.

 

When I go out I don't waste my time trying to correct the behavior of others.It's a fool's errand. And I don't care how important you have convinced yourself that you are, you will never be so important that you can tell me how to piss.

[HaloMagic]

Sooo... You pee sitting down?

What a queer.

[Glen]

If I wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee, I'll do it sitting down so I don't have to turn on the light.

[Adam]

Just took a dump. Some pee flowed. I want man anus now. Weird how that works.

[m0nkey]

If I wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee, I'll do it sitting down so I don't have to turn on the light.

I never even thought about this. I'll have to try

[HaloMagic]

I never even thought about this. I'll have to try

First you'll need an enlarged prostate.

[Punk]

[nate]

What about when you are too drunk to stand?

[Punk]

What about when you are too drunk to stand?

 

Pee your pants. 

[Guest]

What about when you are too drunk to stand?

I had an American neighbor that pissed in his sink back when I lived in Paris. Damn drunks.

[Amazing Larry]

You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

[AngelsLongBall]

My brother in law has become so emasculated by his wife that he has tried to convince me that it's easier to pee sitting down. Uhm, hell no

[HaloMagic]

I don't get it. Why hell no?

[AngelsLongBall]

Because he's a bitch

[AngelsLongBall]

And it's not easier

[HaloMilliVanilli]

I rarely pee standing up.  Only on occasions where I'm out and use a public restroom.  Lots of reasons to sit down for me.  I have kids and use the pee-break to hide from them/get some down time.  I'll sit and check my texts/e-mails, or check in to my Facebook or Sudoku/WwF.  Even prior to having children, I'd take the Rolling Stone or LA Times sports/Calendar section (back in the day when it was more than 5 pages deep) and read.  The other thing is it controls the mess that goes along with water splatter and eliminates me shaking and getting urine on my shorts or pants. 

[Sully151]

I wanted to buy my wife this

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004APOFTI

That way she could feel the joys of target practice and peeing in the woods.

[arch stanton]

That might come in handy with my wife's disdain for public toilet seats.

[stevestevens]

The other thing is it controls the mess that goes along with water splatter

Water splatter? I am more worried about back siphoning.

[LBHalos17]

I'll do the sitting-whizz in the middle of the night while half-asleep, to avoid turning-on lights too.

 

But usually, I'm the guy who snuck-in and left the toilet-seat up in the women's restroom at the bar.

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

If its the middle of the night, I'll sit. If I'm sick and have body aches, I'll sit. Other than that, I usually stand but think no less of people who sit.

[Pbonetheman]

The only time I sit and pee is when I think a fart is a shit.