I love reviewing resumes

[Adam]

Last resume I looked at yesterday. Dude listed 9 jobs in the last 7 months, 6 of which were his own businesses.

 

I'm going to call him.

 

To invest in his businesses. 

[AngelsLongBall]

Sounds legit.  I have a guy that can help; was reviewing resumes for business development/territory manager yesterday.  One guy's qualifications: incorporated a valet parking service.  Bought valet uniforms & parking receipts

[Socaliente]

My current job made me write a 4-5 page autobiography. I had a week to complete it. The day I turned it in, the HR girl took it from me, sat me down in a room, and told me I had an hour to rewrite it, without the copy I already wrote. I was a little frustrated but I think its awesome they can weed people out that way.

[Adam]

We have every applicant do an on-site writing sample. 

[Lou]

I had a guy come in and hand me his resume a few years ago.  I scanned it and it actually looked great.

I sat him down and when i asked him why he was leaving his current job he said: " Because the 

regional manager is a fu**ing pr*ck.  He hates me for no reason"

 

 

The guy he was talking about is my brother-in-law.

Oh, and he had been fired (and reported] 4 months prior for stealing money and forging signatures.

[tdawg87]

So....don't leave us hanging. Did you hire him?

[Mudville]

Adams latest writing samples.

 

 

Applicant one was dismissed for attempting to stage a hold up with a Gnu.

 

Applicant two had the best handwriting but a lack of attention to detail left his note with a misspelling.

 

Applicant three seemed to have met all the requirements, punctuation, attention to detail, and offering to follow up.

[Lou]

So....don't leave us hanging. Did you hire him?

 

No, but i gave a good recommendation for him to a guy that i had fired years before. He lasted 3 months there.  

 

something about liking to suck up soft drinks thru his nose

 

or something like that

[Tank]

No, but i gave a good recommendation for him to a guy that i had fired years before. He lasted 3 months there.  

 

something about liking to suck up soft drinks thru his nose

 

or something like that

It was halothunder, wasn't it?

[m0nkey]

Bruin is married?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

So....don't leave us hanging. Did you hire him?

 

Legitimate question. Maybe your brother-in-law really IS a fu**ing pr*ck.

[HaloMagic]

Well Bruin is an a-hole so that would make sense.

[2112]

It was halothunder, wasn't it?

Couldn't have been, sounded like this guy made sense.

[Redondo]

• Job applicant stole from tip jar, police say

Police say a woman applying for a job at a Delaware restaurant stole money from a tip jar.

 

Rehoboth Beach police say the woman filled out an application at Five Guys last Friday, then took about $15 from two separate jars.

[Tank]

 

• Job applicant stole from tip jar, police say

Police say a woman applying for a job at a Delaware restaurant stole money from a tip jar.

 

Rehoboth Beach police say the woman filled out an application at Five Guys last Friday, then took about $15 from two separate jars.

 

 

so did she get the job or what?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

• Job applicant stole from tip jar, police say

Police say a woman applying for a job at a Delaware restaurant stole money from a tip jar.

 

Rehoboth Beach police say the woman filled out an application at Five Guys last Friday, then took about $15 from two separate jars.

 

 

I give her an A for judgment. Anybody who tips someone for taking their order is and idoit anyway.