Cals New Zealand Trip that was Supposed to Start 3/20/20 and was Delayed Until Today

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

But he could if he wanted to. In my experience the only place with easier white women than NZ is a little ranch located just outside Parumph, NV

Hey, he's married!

Not to mention that ugly thumb thing he has going on.

[m0nkey]

24 minutes ago, Lou said:

I got laid last night.

 

17 minutes ago, Lou said:

She's white 

Damn I did too, but Asian

[Lou]

Just now, m0nkey said:

 

Damn I did too, but Asian

Yay!

[Blarg]

8 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

 

Damn I did too, but Asian

So did about 1 billion other guys. 

[m0nkey]

26 minutes ago, Blarg said:

So did about 1 billion other guys. 

None named Cals

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, m0nkey said:

None named Cals

What was his name?

[Kotchman]

10 hours ago, cals said:

I’m in a double band aid now with no seepage.  Gonna fish tomorrow with the thumb cut off of a pair of rubber gloves covering everything and a leather glove covering that.  Not gonna let this mess things up.

Im in a very bogan campground in Ashburton tonight.

If that don’t work I recommend turpentine and duct tape. 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, arch stanton said:

Translation: there's more adventure to be had than by taking your garbage cans to the curb or singing at a church in a dicy neighborhood

some of my best adventures have involved singing. no regrets whatsoever.

[gotbeer]

30 minutes ago, Tank said:

some of my best adventures have involved singing. no regrets whatsoever.

Weird.  Some of Cals best adventures involved singing in his garage.  Is there something you'd like to tell us Tank?

[Blarg]

Tank wasn't the drummer, that's all the more he is willing to discuss at this time. 

[Lou]

15 hours ago, Lou said:

Hopefully, this doesn't hinder your chance to enjoy the NZ v Ireland T20 World Cup match later today. 

20 minutes until game time.

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

20 minutes until game time.

Ireland won the toss and will bowl first.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Weird.  Some of Cals best adventures involved singing in his garage.  Is there something you'd like to tell us Tank?

I’ve never sung in cals garage. 
 

on a completely unrelated note, I wonder when I had my last tetanus shot.

[cals]

[cals]

You guys are dicks, btw

[T.G.]

Nice pics. That water looks beautiful.

Did you catch any fish?  I guess if you had, you probably would have posted that photo.

[cals]

28 minutes ago, T.G. said:

Nice pics. That water looks beautiful.

Did you catch any fish?  I guess if you had, you probably would have posted that photo.

It was so windy it was not ideal conditions but those canals are famous for giant trout so I had to try.  But yes, nothing was caught.

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

It was so windy it was not ideal conditions but those canals are famous for giant trout so I had to try.  But yes, nothing was caught.

Trying is part of the fun.  At least you got out there!

[Blarg]

Pretty wide channel, looks like fly fishing from a boat would be more successful than hoping you can get something from the shoreline. At least you got out there for a while. I'm looking at a few days in Montana in a couple weeks but temps are going to be in the 30's. Might as well fish the frozen foods section. 

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, cals said:

You guys are dicks, btw

 

2 hours ago, cals said:

Let's tell the Fat American there are fish in the canal.  

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, cals said:

 

So when are you climbing those mountains?  Almost reminds me of a Mammoth area.  

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, cals said:

I thought NZ is supposed to be beautiful. This looks kind of like Riverside.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I thought NZ is supposed to be beautiful. This looks kind of like Riverside.

i was thinking eastern washington.

[Jason]

5 hours ago, cals said:

You guys are dicks, btw

Some of us are c*nts. That is a favorite word of the kiwis 

Edited November 5, 2022 by Jason

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

I thought NZ is supposed to be beautiful. This looks kind of like Riverside.

I wish I was fishing there