Cals New Zealand Trip that was Supposed to Start 3/20/20 and was Delayed Until Today

[cals]

I’m at LAX.  

Here is my traveling companion.

 

Want it or not, it’s here.  My self-centeredness knows no boundaries so this deserves it’s own thread.

[cals]

I was able to upgrade to business class so I got a bed tonight to Fiji.

[cals]

The AMEX lounge was fucking closed.  So now I’m slumming it with the blue collar international travelers at the Mexican bar.  They have modelo on tap.

[cals]

If anyone was worried, don’t be, I still have access to the Star Alliance Lounge.  But I’m a man of the people, I’m not like @jsnpritchett, so I’m enjoying rubbing elbows with Normies.

[katie]

[Kotchman]

44 minutes ago, cals said:

If anyone was worried, don’t be, I still have access to the Star Alliance Lounge.  But I’m a man of the people, I’m not like @jsnpritchett, so I’m enjoying rubbing elbows with Normies.

I don’t think elbow rubbing is his thing 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, cals said:

The AMEX lounge was fucking closed.  So now I’m slumming it with the blue collar international travelers at the Mexican bar.  They have modelo on tap.

Happy Día de Los Muertos!

[cals]

31 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I don’t think elbow rubbing is his thing 

Well not with this crowd.  Remember we are beneath him.

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

Well not with this crowd.  Remember we are beneath him.

[cals]

I’ll be honest, I still try my best to like Pritchett.  And like you I only “hate” one person here.  It’s not him.  I’d still drink beers with him if I wasn’t so afraid of how he’d judge me.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

I’ll be honest, I still try my best to like Pritchett.  And like you I only “hate” one person here.  It’s not him.  I’d still drink beers with him if I wasn’t so afraid of how he’d judge me.

Because you'd be drinking Miller Lite and he would be drinking an IPA?

[cals]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

Because you'd be drinking Miller Lite and he would be drinking an IPA?

I’d probably drink an IPA so he didn’t think I was white trash.  But that’s not a big deal, I drink those then I want to get a good buzz and then remind my wife “hey, I only had 3 beers, get off my case”.  But he’d probably mention a bunch of east coast ones only @tdawg87 and @St1ck know about and I’d just grin and nod. But then his old frat friends would point out there isn’t an Oil Can IPA from P-Town Brewery and I’d be embarrassed and go home while they laughed and called me poor.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

I’d probably drink an IPA so he didn’t think I was white trash.  But that’s not a big deal, I drink those then I want to get a good buzz and then remind my wife “hey, I only had 3 beers, get off my case”.  But he’d probably mention a bunch of east coast ones only @tdawg87 and @St1ck know about and I’d just grin and nod. But then his old frat friends would point out there isn’t an Oil Can IPA from P-Town Brewery and I’d be embarrassed and go home while they laughed and called me poor.

That honestly makes me sad.

I'd have a Miller Lite with you.

[gotbeer]

Have fun.  Try your best to get arrested.  

[T.G.]

58 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Have fun.  Try your best to get eaten by a shark

 

[cals]

1:45 outside of Nadi, Fiji.  Slept a good 7 hours.  Now I have to poo.

[gotbeer]

47 minutes ago, cals said:

1:45 outside of Nadi, Fiji.  Slept a good 7 hours.  Now I have to poo.

Better watch out.  You will come out of these with blue balls.

[Taylor]

[Blarg]

So tempted to call up the New Zealand CDC and tell them there is a guy coming in that his wife and children were infected by a rare and communicable virus. 

[arch stanton]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

So tempted to call up the New Zealand CDC and tell them there is a guy coming in that his wife and children were infected by a rare and communicable virus. 

Why would you spoil his opportunity to get himself banned?

[gotbeer]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

So tempted to call up the New Zealand CDC and tell them there is a guy coming in that his wife and children were infected by a rare and communicable virus. 

 

That's mean to refer to Cals like that.  

[cals]

I made it to Christchurch.  I suffered a moderate injury in Fiji.  Had lounge access and took a shower.  When putting my razor back I back bag I somehow shaved about half of my thumbprint off.  They had to get the airport doctor and shit.  So much blood.  The shower room looked like a murder scene.  But the important thing is that I’m alive.

[cals]

[T.G.]

What we learned just now...

Cals shaves his legs in the shower.

[m0nkey]

8 hours ago, Taylor said:

I care, that's why I thanked him for making this thread