Cals New Zealand Trip that was Supposed to Start 3/20/20 and was Delayed Until Today

[cals]

16 minutes ago, Lou said:

Is the air heavier in New Zealand? 

Asking for a friend.

Yes 

[cals]

[Jay]

Thumb doesn't look too bad.

[Blarg]

On 11/2/2022 at 10:23 AM, arch stanton said:

Why would you spoil his opportunity to get himself banned?

Or cut a thumb off. 

[gotbeer]

Why would you bring an American Flag sticker with you?

[gotbeer]

13 hours ago, Lou said:

Is the air heavier in New Zealand? 

Asking for a friend.

 

I like the Lou subtlety there.  

[cals]

51 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Why would you bring an American Flag sticker with you?

To put it on the bumper so people know I’m a bad motherfucker, obviously.

[cals]

4 hours ago, Jay said:

Thumb doesn't look too bad.

It’s getting better.

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

To put it on the bumper so people know I’m a bad motherfucker, obviously.

You sir are a patriot. 

[cals]

[Blarg]

Nice of you to take Larry along. 

[T.G.]

Well, cals... looks like your trip was worth the wait. 

[gotbeer]

Nice Glacier hike.  

11 hours ago, cals said:

 

 

How does it feel for the Glacier to wash your balls?

[cals]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

Nice Glacier hike.  

 

How does it feel for the Glacier to wash your balls?

It was cold 

[Tank]

no ice fishing?

#loser

[cals]

Yesterday I was at the Christchurch airport and my stomach was bothering me and I had to take a runny poo.  When I turned to get up my phone fell out of my pocket and into the toilet.  I had to fish it out and rinse the poo off.  Then I slathered it in hand sanitizer.  I think there is poo still stuck inside the speaker holes.

[Tank]

*note to self - call cals every 30 minutes.

[Blarg]

First he cuts his thumb near off, then IBS and now is dropping his phone in the toilet. I think it's about time to take away his drivers license.

[WicketMaiden]

So, after years of practice Cals is now literally talking shit? I guess that's some sort of progress. 

[gotbeer]

6 minutes ago, Blarg said:

First he cuts his thumb near off, then IBS and now is dropping his phone in the toilet. I think it's about time to take away his drivers license.

More like take away his passport.  New Zealand has probably already put him on their no fly list.

The guy sitting next to him on the flight probably thinks Cals shit in his pants.

[Kotchman]

4 hours ago, cals said:

Yesterday I was at the Christchurch airport and my stomach was bothering me and I had to take a runny poo.  When I turned to get up my phone fell out of my pocket and into the toilet.  I had to fish it out and rinse the poo off.  Then I slathered it in hand sanitizer.  I think there is poo still stuck inside the speaker holes.

Be careful with that. A mouth full of ass inspired the political beliefs of 75% of aw libs

[cals]

28 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Be careful with that. A mouth full of ass inspired the political beliefs of 75% of aw libs

Can you name one from AW?

[Kotchman]

10 minutes ago, cals said:

Can you name one from AW?

[cals]

45 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Is Taylor the monkey in the front or back?

[Kotchman]

24 minutes ago, cals said:

Is Taylor the monkey in the front or back?

He’s definitely in the back. Jp is in the back analyzing the probability that he becomes a father