Cals New Zealand Trip that was Supposed to Start 3/20/20 and was Delayed Until Today

[Blarg]

If you notice by the photo they took the players off the field when Cals was at the plate. 

[arch stanton]

No I think the 2nd baseman is just well hidden behind his belly

[Tank]

2 hours ago, T.G. said:

Jeremy Reed The Phillies hitting coach could help you with that swing.

 

[cals]

You guys are dicks!

[cals]

Just landed in LA.  As a final bonus for the trip Michael Biehn is sitting a few rows in front of me.

[Jason]

26 minutes ago, cals said:

Just landed in LA.  As a final bonus for the trip Michael Biehn is sitting a few rows in front of me.

Go up to him and tell him that you’re his huckleberry

[Jason]

Cals is taller than me as I’m a @Lhaloshort 5’10” but our builds are similar. I like fellow chubby guys

[cals]

I’m not going to share photos anymore if you guys are going to be assholes.

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m not going to share photos anymore if you guys are going to be assholes.

That dude pitching is pretty big 

[Blarg]

Bartolo Colon making a comeback in the Aussie leagues?

[cals]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

That dude pitching is pretty big 

I figured he’d make me look slimmer.

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

I figured he’d make me look slimmer.

He does

[gotbeer]

40 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m not going to share photos anymore if you guys are going to be assholes.

Well, I hope you had fun on your trip.  Looked like you were having a blast.  

But you gave us a lot of ammo that will probably last at least 5 years.

Now tell the wife you are getting a new phone and giving her your old one.

[cals]

39 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Well, I hope you had fun on your trip.  Looked like you were having a blast.  

But you gave us a lot of ammo that will probably last at least 5 years.

Now tell the wife you are getting a new phone and giving her your old one.

Well as silly, accident prone and fat as I am, I haven’t seen any other photos of AW members catching 4 pound trouts, hiking glaciers and playing actual baseball so make fun all you want but I still think I just won AW.

*drops mic*

[cals]

And here I will stay for the next 6 months.

[T.G.]

I thought cals would come home to an empty house with a good bye note from the wife and kids.

[cals]

6 minutes ago, T.G. said:

I thought cals would come home to an empty house with a good bye note from the wife and kids.

How do you know that didn’t happen?  Had it I would still be watching YouTube and drinking Miller Lite.

[St1ck]

18 minutes ago, cals said:

And here I will stay for the next 6 months.

I love John Oliver.

[cals]

I’m off to bed at home and so we can retire this thread.  I appreciate you all for indulging me and joining me in spirit.  

[Lou]

Do Kiwi baseball jerseys fill with air as well? 

[Jason]

23 minutes ago, Lou said:

Do Kiwi baseball jerseys fill with air as well? 

Obviously 

[Blarg]

Heavy air. 

[katie]

11 hours ago, cals said:

Well as silly, accident prone and fat as I am, I haven’t seen any other photos of AW members catching 4 pound trouts, hiking glaciers and playing actual baseball so make fun all you want but I still think I just won AW.

*drops mic*

Congrats! 

[cals]

Going back for Part Deux in March!

[Blarg]

You bringing your team with you so they can see Americans can play baseball?