Cals New Zealand Trip that was Supposed to Start 3/20/20 and was Delayed Until Today

[St1ck]

32 minutes ago, cals said:

The chick on the left has some thick ass calves.

[Blarg]

35 minutes ago, cals said:

My brother cut off the end of his finger on a metal shear. The doctor sewed it back on but for weeks the bandage wrap made it look like he was flipping everyone off. So, you botched a golden opportunity.  

[cals]

46 minutes ago, St1ck said:

The chick on the left has some thick ass calves.

They’re Fijian.  It’s like Samoan.

[AngelsLakersFan]

23 hours ago, cals said:

I’m at LAX.  

Here is my traveling companion.

 

Want it or not, it’s here.  My self-centeredness knows no boundaries so this deserves it’s own thread.

I love the chick in the back looking at you, wondering why you’re taking a picture of a doll.

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, m0nkey said:

I care, that's why I thanked him for making this thread

[Jay]

2 hours ago, cals said:

When putting my razor back I back bag I somehow shaved about half of my thumbprint off.

You must have been trashed.

[arch stanton]

23 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I love the chick in the back looking at you, wondering why you’re taking a picture of a doll.

Dude. It’s an action figure 

[Kotchman]

25 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I love the chick in the back looking at you, wondering why you’re taking a picture of a doll.

She’s just sad her tits aren’t big enough to flash. 

[gotbeer]

4 hours ago, cals said:

 

 

That looks painful.  What did you do, cut off 3 inches, because your thumb looks smaller than Larry's.

[cals]

5 hours ago, Jay said:

You must have been trashed.

Totally sober.  Just did a very stupid thing.

[Lou]

I truly hope your thumb heals quickly.

[cals]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I truly hope your thumb heals quickly.

I’m in a double band aid now with no seepage.  Gonna fish tomorrow with the thumb cut off of a pair of rubber gloves covering everything and a leather glove covering that.  Not gonna let this mess things up.

Im in a very bogan campground in Ashburton tonight.

[cals]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I truly hope your thumb heals quickly.

But thanks Lou, immediately after it happened I thought I ruined the trip.  I’m fortunate that doesn’t seem to be the case.

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, cals said:

But thanks Lou, immediately after it happened I thought I ruined the trip.  I’m fortunate that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Hopefully, this doesn't hinder your chance to enjoy the NZ v Ireland T20 World Cup match later today. 

[Blarg]

Make sure to keep that bloody stump packed tight, you wouldn't want to attract any of these. 

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, cals said:

I’m in a double band aid now with no seepage.  Gonna fish tomorrow with the thumb cut off of a pair of rubber gloves covering everything and a leather glove covering that.  Not gonna let this mess things up.

Im in a very bogan campground in Ashburton tonight.

 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, cals said:

I’m in a double band aid now with no seepage.  Gonna fish tomorrow with the thumb cut off of a pair of rubber gloves covering everything and a leather glove covering that.  Not gonna let this mess things up.

not sure if you know this, but we have places to go fishing here in the US. 

[Lou]

8 hours ago, cals said:

I’m in a double band aid now with no seepage.  Gonna fish tomorrow with the thumb cut off of a pair of rubber gloves covering everything and a leather glove covering that.  Not gonna let this mess things up.

Im in a very bogan campground in Ashburton tonight.

not sure if you know this, but we have places to buy fish here in the US. 

[arch stanton]

But if you go fishing (or buy fish) in the US you don't get think-calfed Fijian babes to treat your shaving injuries and you never get bitten by a kiwi.

Translation: there's more adventure to be had than by taking your garbage cans to the curb or singing at a church in a dicy neighborhood

[Lou]

Just now, arch stanton said:

But if you go fishing (or buy fish) in the US you don't get think-calfed Fijian babes to treat your shaving injuries and you never get bitten by a kiwi.

Translation: there's more adventure to be had than by taking your garbage cans to the curb or singing at a church in a dicy neighborhood

I got laid last night.

[arch stanton]

Just now, Lou said:

I got laid last night.

So did about a billion other guys. Where's your sense of adventure?

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

So did about a billion other guys. Where's your sense of adventure?

She's white 

[arch stanton]

Just now, Lou said:

She's white 

OK. So did 58 other guys

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

OK. So did 58 other guys

None named cals. 

That's sad.

[arch stanton]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

None named cals. 

That's sad.

But he could if he wanted to. In my experience the only place with easier white women than NZ is a little ranch located just outside Parumph, NV