Mike Trout, part-time player

[Taylor]

Iraq was a "resounding win"?

[Lou]

USA!! USA!! USA!!

[WicketMaiden]

19 minutes ago, Lou said:

The tie-breaker is head-to-head.

 

Which is yet another example of the USA only winning when Brits are on the battlefield. The fact we were on the other side of the battlefield is moot to the point that the US only wins when the Brits are around.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Iraq was a "resounding win"?

[HanfordGuy]

25 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

It's 'The Open Championship' - called as such because it was the first and only when it began. In Europe it is just called The Open. Some people call it the British Open in the USA because somehow they feel us Brits are maybe a bit big for our boots and need reminding that there are other Opens out there too... just my mere conjecture of course.

But what do they call the “Big Mac?”

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

Which is yet another example of the USA only winning when Brits are on the battlefield. The fact we were on the other side of the battlefield is moot to the point that the US only wins when the Brits are around.

My little brother used to go to my games, too. 

It was cute. 

[WicketMaiden]

17 minutes ago, Lou said:

My little brother used to go to my games, too. 

It was cute. 

But don't you see Lou, YOU are the little brother in this scenario.

Even my house is older than your country, we seeded you, we nurtured you, we gave you our language and our law, we kicked the French's arse when you were unable to, and we've been your closest ally and staunchest supporter ever since. Sure, little brother has been working out and is all big and butch and grown up now but he will always be the little brother. 

[Stradling]

If we would have lost the American Revolution we’d all be speaking English right now.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well except for Shohei.  

[Stradling]

Just now, WicketMaiden said:

But don't you see Lou, YOU are the little brother in this scenario.

Even my house is older than your country, we seeded you, we nurtured you, we gave you our language and our law, we kicked the French's arse when you were unable to, and we've been your closest ally and staunchest supporter ever since. Sure, little brother has been working out and is all big and butch and grown up now but he will always be the little brother. 

Do you all call July 4th Dependance Day?  

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

But don't you see Lou, YOU are the little brother in this scenario.

Even my house is older than your country, we seeded you, we nurtured you, we gave you our language and our law, we kicked the French's arse when you were unable to, and we've been your closest ally and staunchest supporter ever since. Sure, little brother has been working out and is all big and butch and grown up now but he will always be the little brother. 

head-to-head record.

1-0, baby!

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Do you all call July 4th Dependance Day?  

I think they call the Revolutionary War the War of Colonial Aggression.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

Even my house is older than your country

Worst brag ever. 

[Stradling]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I think they call the Revolutionary War the Skirmish of Colonial Aggression.

 

[WicketMaiden]

17 minutes ago, Lou said:

Worst brag ever. 

Not a brag lou, merely to point out how new your country is to the rest of the world.  And who is bragging anyway? You? Is that what this is? That's funny.

[Lou]

Just now, WicketMaiden said:

Not a brag lou, merely to point out how new your country is to the rest of the world.  And who is bragging anyway? You? Is that what this is? That's funny.

I was taking a piss, mate.

[WicketMaiden]

23 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Do you all call July 4th Dependance Day?  

 

20 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I think they call the Revolutionary War the War of Colonial Aggression.

We just call it the 4th of July. If we had a special day for every country that was once part of the empire and now wasn't we would be celebrating something every week. To us it's just a day that our little brother celebrates. Good for him.

[WicketMaiden]

16 minutes ago, Lou said:

I was taking a piss, mate.

Taking the piss. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(me too btw - this has been fun).

[Lou]

Just now, WicketMaiden said:

Taking the piss. 

No, i meant i was literally taking a piss. 

I'm back now.

[HanfordGuy]

10 minutes ago, Stradling said:

 

If we would have lost the American Revolution we’d all be speaking English right now.  

 

 

 

 

 

We also have to spell labor labour and color colour. Although I wouldn’t mind pronouncing privacy as pre-vacy and schedule as sedule.

[Lou]

And aluMINium 

[failos]

35 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Iraq was a "resounding win"?

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, Lou said:

And aluMINium 

Shedule 

[WicketMaiden]

25 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Shedule 

Damn right too. A personal favourite of mine: Address = 'a-dress' not 'ad-dress'. 

[Tank]

46 minutes ago, Lou said:

head-to-head record.

1-0, baby!

in fairness, it's more like 1-0-1.

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Tank said:

in fairness, it's more like 1-0-1.

The Treaty of Ghent was bullshit!

 

 

 

(shut up)