Mike Trout, part-time player

[Tank]

50 minutes ago, Stradling said:

If we would have lost the American Revolution we’d all be speaking English right now.  

bloody right, gaffer!

btw, i had some fritos crisps with my lunch today.

[St1ck]

12 minutes ago, Tank said:

bloody right, gaffer!

btw, i had some fritos crisps with my lunch today.

You know what they call a lettuce sandwich with cheese in London? 

[steveuk]

"A lettuce sandwich with cheese"?

 

[Tank]

7 minutes ago, St1ck said:

You know what they call a lettuce sandwich with cheese in London? 

deliciousness!

[Adam]

There has been a global banana shortage for 4 years now

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

head-to-head record.

1-0, baby!

The War of 1812 would like a little respect around here. 

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Adam said:

There has been a global banana shortage for 4 years now

I'm having some delivered tomorrow morning. 

lol @ the globe. 

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, Adam said:

There has been a global banana shortage for 4 years now

My wife made fresh banana bread this week. Sorry if she was hoarding until they turned soft enough for baking. 

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

I'm having some delivered tomorrow morning. 

lol @ the globe. 

You have a banana delivery guy? 

[Adam]

2 minutes ago, St1ck said:

You have a banana delivery guy? 

He calls him Tio

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, St1ck said:

You have a banana delivery guy? 

You don't?

[HanfordGuy]

11 minutes ago, Adam said:

There has been a global banana shortage for 4 years now

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

He calls him Tio

Jocelyn

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

You don't?

lol @ poor people

[Taylor]

Global Banana Shortage = Increased Angel Injuries

[stormngt]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I think they call the Revolutionary War the War of Colonial Aggression.

I guess war of colonial agression is better than war of getting whipped by a bunch of farmers. 

[St1ck]

13 minutes ago, Lou said:

lol @ poor people

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, WicketMaiden said:

 

 

Ahem, I think you might want to flip that on its head:

WW2 - USA with the Brits - A resounding win 

Korea - USA with no Brits - No win

Vietnam - USA with no Brits - No win

Falklands - Brits no USA - A resounding win

Iraq - USA with the Brits - A resounding win

There is definitely a pattern here... 

Braveheart - An Aussie playing a Scott, produced by an American, vs The English - Swept the Oscars

The Patriot - An Aussie, who lives in America, playing an American before America, vs Britts, played by some American actors - Lots of replay on TNT movies for guys who like movies

Britts vs Americans in soccer - America creates a whole new game and calls it football

Brittish food called spotted dich - American fraternities where 80 percent of the frat guys have dicks with spots

 

[Cosmo_Kramer]

7 minutes ago, stormngt said:

I guess war of colonial agression is better than war of getting whipped by a bunch of farmers. 

Bunch of farmers with help from the French and Spanish

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, Taylor said:

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?

Was gonna make the same joke in the ohtani thread, when i mentioned him signing in Japanese characters. And the idiot that bought his jersey for 100K getting home and translating the autograph..... 

"Be sure and drink your yakult?"

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

 

Same as a Star War

[stormngt]

1 hour ago, Cosmo_Kramer said:

Bunch of farmers with help from the French and Spanish

French and Spanish didnt come to help until the later stages of the war.  Fact is the british could not defeat the farmers.  France and Spain assisted when they believed the farmers could win.

[stormngt]

1 hour ago, Cosmo_Kramer said:

Bunch of farmers with help from the French and Spanish

My fathers taught me to bot make excuses when you lose

  People will just think you are a whiner!

[stormngt]

Finally, the British did very little in defeating the Japanese in WW 2

 

[Kevin]

Trout is even a part time topic in a thread dedicated to him.