Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[yk9001]

18 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

Sounds like an Angels player's injury diagnosis.

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Sounds like an Angels player's injury diagnosis.

[Blarg]

26 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

Looks like it's time for Bauer's agent and attorney to put pressure on the Players union because they are painting the picture he is guilty of something worthy of a suspension.

Right @cals?

[ten ocho recon scout]

16 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Sounds like an Angels player's injury diagnosis.

"Dodgers arent sure about legality in Bauer case, but expect it to be "nothing more than a misdemeanor" - LA Times

"Bauer still not cleared to choke; Jansen "our go to guy" in the 9th, says Roberts" - OC Register

[Taylor]

cals is the Claude of this thread (a la, "The Yankees won't even make Gerrit Cole an offer").

[ten ocho recon scout]

It will be interesting if say the Padres trade for Scherzer.... if Dodger players friend Bauer on IG again, so to speak....

Kobe is still beloved... and he was actually charged....

[yk9001]

11 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

It will be interesting if say the Padres trade for Scherzer.... if Dodger players friend Bauer on IG again, so to speak....

Kobe is still beloved... and he was actually charged....

"First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman
involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this
year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only
imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to
her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and
supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colo.

"I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives
of this young woman. No money has been paid to this woman. She has
agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil
case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was
consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this
incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery,
listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now
understand how she feels that she did not consent to this
encounter.

"I issue this statement today fully aware that while one part of
this case ends today, another remains. I understand that the civil
case against me will go forward. That part of this case will be
decided by and between the parties directly involved in the
incident and will no longer be a financial or emotional drain on
the citizens of the state of Colorado."

[yk9001]

That attorney who wrote Kobe's apology should have been paid 100x.

Perfectly worded apology to gloss over that he sexually assaulted a young woman.

That and 5 NBA championships buys a lot of wriggle room.

#girldad

[Angelsjunky]

26 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Although I truly believe this encounter between us was
consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this
incident the same way I did.

Me, after farting in the direction of my lady last night.

[ten ocho recon scout]

49 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

That attorney who wrote Kobe's apology should have been paid 100x.

Perfectly worded apology to gloss over that he sexually assaulted a young woman.

That and 5 NBA championships buys a lot of wriggle room.

#girldad

 

[Justin]

3 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

 

I rarely watch cable anymore; does he still have a show? 

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 minutes ago, Justin said:

I rarely watch cable anymore; does he still have a show? 

Not sure. Havent heard his name in years. Loved him back in the day though. Caught him live before he got big. Guys hilarious

[Lou]

17 minutes ago, Justin said:

I rarely watch cable anymore; does he still have a show? 

His stand-up specials are hilarious. Some of my favorites.

[jsnpritchett]

 

[Justin]

54 minutes ago, Lou said:

His stand-up specials are hilarious. Some of my favorites.

Same. I wasn't a big fan of a lot of the videos on his show (particularly gross-out or people getting hurt) but I loved his sense of humor, the more inappropriate the better. 

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Justin said:

Same. I wasn't a big fan of a lot of the videos on his show (particularly gross-out or people getting hurt) but I loved his sense of humor, the more inappropriate the better. 

Yeah, i don't watch his show. 

[Sully151]

Wow, Bauer and his agent can make it all the way to Glacier National Park with all this time off.

[failos]

Haha Dodgers

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, cals said:

I just got tickets for him at the Improv in Irvine next month.

Nice, i caught him there once years ago. Didnt realize he was still doing standup

[eligrba]

3 hours ago, cals said:

I think the fact that Kobe came out of that situation as a hero to LA (and some here) and I'm getting attacked for suggesting maybe Bauer isn't the animal you are all claiming just shows how big of hypocrites most of you are. 

Who are “most of you?”

[yk9001]

7 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

 

omg, i never heard that.

tosh.o was funny back in the day

[yk9001]

6 hours ago, cals said:

I think the fact that Kobe came out of that situation as a hero to LA (and some here) and I'm getting attacked for suggesting maybe Bauer isn't the animal you are all claiming just shows how big of hypocrites most of you are. 

Gotta win championships.

Remember, not only did Kobe rape that woman, he threw Shaq under the bus, and should have had his man card revoked.

also - Kobe the rapist won a frigging Oscar from the super woke Oscars crowd!!

Insane.

#girldad

[eligrba]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

Well, it seems the Universe eventually righted that ship even if LA Sports Fan and Hollywood did not.

[yk9001]

43 minutes ago, cals said:

Well, it seems the Universe eventually righted that ship even if LA Sports Fan and Hollywood did not.

holy crap

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, cals said:

@Taylor and @jsnpritchett

I don't think I've ever said anything about Kobe.