Gameday Thread: Angels @ Athletics (5-28-2021) Ohtani caught the bus today!

[tdawg87]

Just now, fan_since79 said:

Might be time for an appointment with the gastroenterologist?

 

I have needed one of those for years. I pooped like 3 times during 7 hour shifts at my first job when I was 15. My boss and coworkers made fun of me for it. I hadn't noticed it until then.

There's also blood sometimes.

I'm sure it's nothing. Everything is fine.

[fan_since79]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I have needed one of those for years. I pooped like 3 times during 7 hour shifts at my first job when I was 15. My boss and coworkers made fun of me for it. I hadn't noticed it until then.

There's also blood sometimes.

I'm sure it's nothing. Everything is fine.

It could be anything from hemorrhoids to cancer. If you have insurance, get it checked! A colonoscopy should cost you nothing. If you're not having pain or losing weight, that's a good sign that it's not cancer. But polyps can progress to cancer.

[WicketMaiden]

I really do need to stop reading AW whilst I'm eating.

Hope your bum gets better soon @tdawg87

[tdawg87]

13 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

It could be anything from hemorrhoids to cancer. If you have insurance, get it checked! A colonoscopy should cost you nothing. If you're not having pain or losing weight, that's a good sign that it's not cancer. But polyps can progress to cancer.

Oh I'm definitely not losing weight lol.

The only pain is sometimes right inside my butthole as a poop comes out. Not often but it does happen.

[Stradling]

10 hours ago, Blarg said:

I'm having one of those cramping shits right now. The three flusher types and just when you think it's over you wipe your ass and it starts another flood. Kind of like every fucking time the Angels go to the bullpen only doesn't stink as bad. 

 

27 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Might be time for an appointment with the gastroenterologist?

 

 

23 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I have needed one of those for years. I pooped like 3 times during 7 hour shifts at my first job when I was 15. My boss and coworkers made fun of me for it. I hadn't noticed it until then.

There's also blood sometimes.

I'm sure it's nothing. Everything is fine.

 

17 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

It could be anything from hemorrhoids to cancer. If you have insurance, get it checked! A colonoscopy should cost you nothing. If you're not having pain or losing weight, that's a good sign that it's not cancer. But polyps can progress to cancer.

 

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Oh I'm definitely not losing weight lol.

The only pain is sometimes right inside my butthole as a poop comes out. Not often but it does happen.

 

[fan_since79]

14 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Oh I'm definitely not losing weight lol.

The only pain is sometimes right inside my butthole as a poop comes out. Not often but it does happen.

Internal hemorrhoid or anal fissure. 

That's my guess, but I'm not a doctor. 

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Internal hemorrhoid or anal fissure. 

That's my guess, but I'm not a doctor. 

@Dochalo can you check? I'll send you some pics. I'll spread as much as I can so you can get a good look.

[T.G.]

The last few posts fit in perfectly with the game results.

[WicketMaiden]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

The last few posts fit in perfectly with the game results.

Everything's going to shit this season, even the gameday threads. 

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

Everything's going to shit this season, even the gameday threads. 

Mine was better.

[UndertheHalo]

6 minutes ago, Lou said:

Mine was better.

You must use proper GDT formatting. 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, UndertheHalo said:

You must use proper GDT formatting. 

I've never let The Man control me and I'm not going to start now.  

[Chuck]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

You must use proper GDT formatting. 

[daygloman]

12 hours ago, ukyah said:

i wish he was an angel.

Isn't THAT nice!?