Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[St1ck]

19 minutes ago, Adam said:

Good timing! I just got this email from a vendor I use

 

Hi Adam,

 

As the holidays are quickly approaching, your ___________ team wishes you and yours a safe and happy holiday season.  We are grateful for our partnership and the opportunity to serve you. 

 ______________ is making a donation on your behalf to ______________, an organization that I humbly serve, that provides mentorship and vocational training to residents in the __________________________________ neighborhoods in_______________.   Please go to __________________.org to learn more and see the amazing accomplishments we are doing in ____________.

 

[Tank]

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, Adam said:

Lol @ the people who reacted to this. They all have a few traits in common.

[Blarg]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Lol @ the people who reacted to this. They all have a few traits in common.

They have a sense of humor you lack. 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

Good timing! I just got this email from a vendor I use

 

Hi Adam,

 

As the holidays are quickly approaching, your ___________ team wishes you and yours a safe and happy holiday season.  We are grateful for our partnership and the opportunity to serve you. 

 ______________ is making a donation on your behalf to ______________, an organization that I humbly serve, that provides mentorship and vocational training to residents in the __________________________________ neighborhoods in_______________.   Please go to __________________.org to learn more and see the amazing accomplishments we are doing in ____________.

[Taylor]

Just now, Blarg said:

They have a sense of humor you lack. 

I lol'd at it.

[Adam]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I lol'd at it.

I think George and Kramer would have enlisted Newman to score them some fake vax cards

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, Adam said:

I think George and Kramer would have enlisted Newman to score them some fake vax cards

Newman would be the vaccine police. Jerry and Elaine would get vaccinated. George would read something about how getting the vaccine can help you pick up women. Kramer would watch a YouTube video and be convinced that 5G aliens are using the vaccine to control our thoughts.

[Adam]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Newman would be the vaccine police. Jerry and Elaine would get vaccinated. George would read something about how getting the vaccine can help you pick up women. Kramer would watch a YouTube video and be convinced that 5G aliens are using the vaccine to control our thoughts.

You'd have to show proof of all boosters to enter Elaine's apartment for a night cap

[Taylor]

Just now, Adam said:

You'd have to show proof of all boosters to enter Elaine's apartment for a night cap

A fully boosted man is definitely sponge-worthy.

[Blarg]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Newman would be the vaccine police. Jerry and Elaine would get vaccinated. George would read something about how getting the vaccine can help you pick up women. Kramer would watch a YouTube video and be convinced that 5G aliens are using the vaccine to control our thoughts.

You've been working on this script for a while, haven't you? Admit it, you are pitching a reboot of Friends. 

[T.G.]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

A fully boosted man is definitely sponge-worthy.

TMI

[Adam]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

A fully boosted man is definitely sponge-worthy.

Her new boyfriend would claim natural immunity after battling the virus early in the pandemic. She wouldn't go for it. He'd finally get vaxxed and be the 1 in 1 billion who died from it

[Taylor]

7 minutes ago, Blarg said:

You've been working on this script for a while, haven't you? Admit it, you are pitching a reboot of Friends. 

I have to keep a diverse portfolio.

[Jason]

48 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Lol @ the people who reacted to this. They all have a few traits in common.

 

47 minutes ago, Blarg said:

They have a sense of humor you lack. 

They like Little Ceaser's hot and ready 

[T.G.]

17 minutes ago, cals said:

They're all vaccinated?

Which makes them sponge worthy for Taylor

Ewww.

[Jason]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

Would you really be surprised if he pulled his pants down and there was a man-cooter there?

[Tank]

Just now, Jason said:

not gonna lie, i'm curious about what it looks like down south. does he/she look like a ken doll or did the surgeon manufacture something?

[RallyMo]

58 minutes ago, Blarg said:

You've been working on this script for a while, haven't you? Admit it, you are pitching a reboot of Friends. 

As scripted or less so than El Bachelor?

[Adam]

12 minutes ago, cals said:

I mean, that looks like Taylor, no?

I don't think I've ever seen Taylor. Maybe I'm wrong

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

I don't think I've ever seen Taylor. Maybe I'm wrong

found him!

[Jason]

20 minutes ago, Tank said:

not gonna lie, i'm curious about what it looks like down south. does he/she look like a ken doll or did the surgeon manufacture something?

Get some therapy please 

[Blarg]

42 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

As scripted or less so than El Bachelor?

Nothing is scripted less than El Bachelorio.  Or wardrobed. 

[RallyMo]

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Nothing is scripted less than El Bachelorio.  Or wardrobed. 

Or edited.

 

[failos]

Taylor looks like a Trump supporter