What have you learned from movies?

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

Thanks Obama!

The Lifeline program started under Reagan. It was expanded to cell phones under W.

[HanfordGuy]

All phone numbers start with 555.

[HanfordGuy]

You can be a fat schlub but can still pull hot chicks if you’re funny, self deprecating and she spends enough time to get to know you.

[Tank]

5 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

You can be a fat schlub but can still pull hot chicks if you’re funny, self deprecating and she spends enough time to get to know you.

i feel seen.

[HanfordGuy]

6 minutes ago, Tank said:

i feel seen.

[Taylor]

17 hours ago, cals said:

This is true in real life though.  Only green texts I get are from minorities.  And don’t make me connect the last dot.

Guess what?

[Tank]

8 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

 

[T.G.]

You should say... "Hello, Hello?" after someone hangs up on you unexpectedly.

[T.G.]

When someone has something important to say, the person they want to say it to leaves before they get the words out and they let them walk away.

[PattyD22]

In the morning after a guy has a one night fling with some chick and she’s gone, the guy never jumps out of bed to check and see if his wallet and watch have been stolen.

[gotbeer]

If someone goes into an interrogation room, no matter how dangerous the other person is, and says I want to be alone with them.  All it takes is a knock on the door to let the interrogator out.  No visual or audible confirmation.

[Lou]

2 hours ago, PattyD22 said:

In the morning after a guy has a one night fling with some chick and she’s gone, the guy never jumps out of bed to check and see if his wallet and watch have been stolen.

Gotta hide those under your pillow*.

 

* inside the pillow case, for you amateurs

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Lou said:

Gotta hide those under your pillow*.

 

* inside the pillow case, for you amateurs

just another thing married guys don't have to worry about

 

 

'cause my wife has had my wallet for 34+ years.

[gotbeer]

Conversations are best done, face to face, 2 inches away from each other.  

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

 

[PattyD22]

All drug lords like to have a nice, long conversation with you before they botch your ultimate execution.

[Taylor]

Drug dealers come in threes and stand in a triangular pattern staring at you menacingly while you complete the drug deal in front of an abandoned factory.

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Drug dealers come in threes and stand in a triangular pattern staring at you menacingly while you complete the drug deal in front of an abandoned factory.

Ha. I was trying to think of a way to express this a while back. You nailed it. 

[Taylor]

22 minutes ago, Lou said:

Ha. I was trying to think of a way to express this a while back. You nailed it. 

Just re-watched the episode of Better Call Saul where Mike is body guard for the nerdy dude selling Oxy to Nacho and crew.

[T.G.]

It's perfectly logical (and safe) to test drugs by dipping your finger in it and tasting it.  No one could possibly die from that because the drugs are always pure and not laced with anything that could kill you.

[Tank]

8 hours ago, True Grich said:

It's perfectly logical (and safe) to test drugs by dipping your finger in it and tasting it.  No one could possibly die from that because the drugs are always pure and not laced with anything that could kill you.

and all detectives know what pure coke or heroin tastes like.

[failos]

When you go to a bar you just say “I’ll have a beer.”

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, failos said:

When you go to a bar you just say “I’ll have a beer.”

@gotbeer embodies this life lesson.

[failos]

On 4/24/2022 at 2:30 PM, Taylor said:

Just re-watched the episode of Better Call Saul where Mike is body guard for the nerdy dude selling Oxy to Nacho and crew.

Lol that nerdy dipshit is one of the best characters.
 

Spoiler

I love how Jimmy saved him from the cops.

 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, failos said:

Lol that nerdy dipshit is one of the best characters.
 

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I love how Jimmy saved him from the cops.

 

Just watched that episode last night. One of my favorites.