What have you learned from movies?

[Tank]

You can easily get a full size copy of the blueprints for any building.

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

You can easily get a full size copy of the blueprints for any building.

Even old buildings

[Lou]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

You can easily get a full size copy of the blueprints for any building.

That's because all criminals have a friend who works in the city planner's office.

[Taylor]

Single dudes in the 30s and 40s live in sparsely furnished apartments with a mattress on the floor and a card table where they eat their frozen dinners.

[Redondo]

Cops can dissect a crime scene and find the smallest clues

But the main characters can shoot someone without gloves and leave fingerprints and other clues and never get caught

[JAHV76]

Criminals can skip eating meals for days but police need to eat constantly.

[Tank]

It’s easy for people to get military grade C4 or Symtex. 
Bombmamers can easily build a bomb using an old Timex and a cell phone.

Every bomb maker has a signature piece to his bomb.

Burner cell phones are all over the place.

[Tank]

if it's a military movie, the mexican guy is named ortiz.

[Lou]

3 hours ago, Tank said:

if it's a military movie, the mexican guy is named ortiz.

Or Sanchez.

[Lou]

Bank security guards are useless.

[gotbeer]

If the hero of the movie has a kid.  The kid will make some stupid decision that may cost lives of others, but it will be shrugged off and the hero will do anything, including costing the lives of his team, to rescue said kid.

[T.G.]

The good guys can dodger automatic weapon or machine gun fire with ease and take down a dozen bad guys with hand gun.

[Lou]

Nobody ever surfs the internet for fun. 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, True Grich said:

The good guys can dodger automatic weapon or machine gun fire with ease and take down a dozen bad guys with hand gun.

Freudian slip?

[T.G.]

When you're running from the bad guys and you're hiding in a huge city - they will still find you within a few hours.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, True Grich said:

When you're running from the bad guys and you're hiding in a huge city - they will still find you within a few hours.

that's because there's always a hooker or a drug dealer that knows where you are.

always.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, True Grich said:

When you're running from the bad guys and you're hiding in a huge city - they will still find you within a few hours.

along those lines, people on the run always stay in the same city instead of leaving for another state, city, or county.

[Slegnaac]

Don't run out of things to throw down the well.

[Lou]

On 5/24/2021 at 2:01 PM, Tank said:

along those lines, people on the run always stay in the same city instead of leaving for another state, city, or county.

That's because the police have already set up a perimeter and are monitoring the airport, train station and ports.

[Tank]

whenever someone goes on a long multi-state road trip, they always drive on a single lane road in the middle of nothing. there are no freeways/highways.

[gotbeer]

Ex-Prisoners Are Revealing All The Things Hollywood Gets Wrong About Prison, And It's Legit Fascinating

[PattyD22]

Handcuffs are very easy to get out of.  You just need a rock to bang them up against, and POW.  You’re out.  Simple as that.

[Lou]

If you're a detective conducting an interview in someone's home and want to search it, all you have to do is ask to use the bathroom .

[HanfordGuy]

On 10/20/2020 at 9:59 AM, Lou said:

Nobody takes a shit.

[HanfordGuy]

Bad guys use Android phones, everyone else uses iPhones.