Watching an Angels game without Trout is like...

[Angelsjunky]

- A blind dude going to a strip club.

- vegan pizza.

- automatic transmission.

- that Gilette ad.

- woke comedy (its a thing).

- Full House (the sitcom).

- Anything to do with the Kardashians.

- the WNBA.

- the NBA.

 

[Lou]

 Watching a fireworks show

[tdawg87]

Watching porn and right when you're about to blam there's a zoom in on the dude's ass.

[Justin]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Watching porn and right when you're about to blam there's a zoom in on the dude's ass.

Still sounds better than woke comedy

[Angelsjunky]

31 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Watching porn and right when you're about to blam there's a zoom in on the dude's ass.

We all know that's your favorite part.

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

We all know that's your favorite part.

Only if it's shaved.

[Angelsjunky]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Only if it's shaved.

We all know this is your favorite kind of pron.

[tdawg87]

Is it 2014

[Angelsjunky]

you mean 2004?

Just checking to see if you'd look. 

Anyhow, that's a classic that can be re-used every so often.

[Claude]

Watching an Angels game without Trout is like watching the Tigers.

[arch stanton]

Not as good as a game with Trout but still the best thing on tv right now 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

 Watching a fireworks show

in New Jersey

[Blarg]

...the Fourth of July at Lou's place.

[Stradling]

“Quattro de Julio”

[Lou]

23 minutes ago, Baghdad Strad said:

“Quattro de Julio”

bad spelling

[Lou]

25 minutes ago, Blarg said:

...the Fourth of July at Lou's place.

4th of July is stupid 

[Stradling]

Just now, Lou said:

bad spelling

Bad autocorrect 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

in New Jersey

After a parade 

[Docwaukee]

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that when I watch an Angels game without Mike Trout...”

― Steven Wright

[disarcina]

Angels gaes with or without Trout have been hard to watch lately.

Without Trout, they're nearly impossible to watch.

[fan_since79]

1 hour ago, arch stanton said:

Not as good as a game with Trout but still the best thing on tv right now 

Does your TV only have one channel?

[Hot Damn!]

...as boring as a flyover

[Glen]

...watching a game with two fewer strikeouts for the Angels.

[ten ocho recon scout]

7 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Watching porn and right when you're about to blam there's a zoom in on the dude's ass.

In the old days, when youd let your friend borrow your vhs porn tape (which he would always "lose" when you asked for it back), you always had to be sure to rewind it first, just so you didnt show off your jizz point.

But even then the tracking lines were a giveaway.

[Lou]

lol @ jizz point