Road rage

[tdawg87]

Pork his dog, then his dad, then his wife.

Then him.

[Tank]

order 9 large pizzas to be delivered to his apt unexpectedly, then watch the hilarity ensue as he tries to prove he didn't order them and thus won't pay for them.

[red321]

Better yet...send vegan food

[tdawg87]

And when he gladly takes it we'll know what Tank was up to today.

[ten ocho recon scout]

18 hours ago, wopphil said:

Not sure I totally agree (though I recognize you know far more about this topic me). Driving around the parking lot in order to confront me head on and impede my ability to get out, probably constitutes some sort of criminal false imprisonment. 

Hmmm...might be stretching it, but thats an interesting take i wouldnt have thought of. Youre saying he blocked your exit you were trying to make?

[Lhalo]

54 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Hmmm...might be stretching it, but thats an interesting take i wouldnt have thought of. Youre saying he blocked your exit you were trying to make?

[Tank]

12 hours ago, red321 said:

Better yet...send vegan food

i believe that would violate his 8th amendment rights against cruel and unusual punishment.

[wopphil]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Hmmm...might be stretching it, but thats an interesting take i wouldnt have thought of. Youre saying he blocked your exit you were trying to make?

Yeah. He actually pulled around onto Tustin Ave to come at me head on in the Taco Bell parking lot (after I had entered the lot on Walnut). I had entered the lot because there was a car blocking me from making a right turn from Walnut onto Tustin, and because I knew I could maneuver through the drive thru area if necessary (which is in fact what I had to do to get by him). 

The guy was aggressive enough that if he had blocked me and gotten out of his car and approached me, I would have run him over without thinking twice about it. 

[red321]

51 minutes ago, wopphil said:

 I would have run him over without thinking twice about it. 

I take it back...it wasn't me....it was Adam

[Blarg]

Now Phil ups the ante from vandalism to manslaughter. 

Next he firebombs the apartment complex that would rent to the SOB. 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

Now Phil ups the ante from vandalism to manslaughter. 

Next he firebombs the apartment complex that would rent to the SOB. 

sounds like an interesting tuesday.

[Chuck]

Kick his ass, @wopphil!! 

[AngelsLongBall]

1 hour ago, Chuckster70 said:

Kick his ass, @wopphil!! 

I believe the correct response is "Sweep the leg!"

[Brandon]

throw lawn clippings in front of his apartment door

[Taylor]

My in-laws moved to Texas this weekend, and we went with tjem to help them move. Around midnight a few nights ago, we were driving east on the 40 near the AZ/NM border. Somehow I inadvertantly pissed off a semi driver. He pushed on his horn for about 10 seconds and then got behind me in the left lane and turned on his brights. I switched to the right lane, he followed. I switched back to the left lane, he followed again. I switched several more times and he continued to tail me with his brights on.

My wife, who was in another car behind me (and behind the truck), called and looped in my mother-in-law, who was two cars behind. My MIL suggested I get off at the next exit, but exit at the last second to try to duck the semi. I do so, but the semi continues following. I rolled past the stop sign and back on to the freeway. The semi stopped at the sign and gave up his rage-filled pursuit. MIL followed behind him, and she said he stayed at the stop sign for an extended period time, then drove forward and pulled into the shoulder on the onramp. She drove past and he honked again.

tl;dr: I was nearly run off the road by a semi driver.

 

[Adam]

Damn, I make some funny posts

[Adam]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

My in-laws moved to Texas this weekend, and we went with tjem to help them move. Around midnight a few nights ago, we were driving east on the 40 near the AZ/NM border. Somehow I inadvertantly pissed off a semi driver. He pushed on his horn for about 10 seconds and then got behind me in the left lane and turned on his brights. I switched to the right lane, he followed. I switched back to the left lane, he followed again. I switched several more times and he continued to tail me with his brights on.

My wife, who was in another car behind me (and behind the truck), called and looped in my mother-in-law, who was two cars behind. My MIL suggested I get off at the next exit, but exit at the last second to try to duck the semi. I do so, but the semi continues following. I rolled past the stop sign and back on to the freeway. The semi stopped at the sign and gave up his rage-filled pursuit. MIL followed behind him, and she said he stayed at the stop sign for an extended period time, then drove forward and pulled into the shoulder on the onramp. She drove past and he honked again.

tl;dr: I was nearly run off the road by a semi driver.

 

Bang his gay daughter

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

My in-laws moved to Texas this weekend, and we went with tjem to help them move. Around midnight a few nights ago, we were driving east on the 40 near the AZ/NM border. Somehow I inadvertantly pissed off a semi driver. He pushed on his horn for about 10 seconds and then got behind me in the left lane and turned on his brights. I switched to the right lane, he followed. I switched back to the left lane, he followed again. I switched several more times and he continued to tail me with his brights on.

My wife, who was in another car behind me (and behind the truck), called and looped in my mother-in-law, who was two cars behind. My MIL suggested I get off at the next exit, but exit at the last second to try to duck the semi. I do so, but the semi continues following. I rolled past the stop sign and back on to the freeway. The semi stopped at the sign and gave up his rage-filled pursuit. MIL followed behind him, and she said he stayed at the stop sign for an extended period time, then drove forward and pulled into the shoulder on the onramp. She drove past and he honked again.

tl;dr: I was nearly run off the road by a semi driver.

 

It was probably because of that chick car you drive.

[Tank]

10 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

It was probably because of that chick car you drive.

disappointed to hear that taylor drives a subaru.

[Adam]

17 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

It was probably because of that chick car you drive.

Guessing Kia Soul 

[Taylor]

47 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

It was probably because of that chick car you drive.

I was driving a rental car (Chevy Tahoe) at the time.

[Taylor]

I actually drive a Mitsubishi Mirage, which is totally a chick car. But it gets 35 mpg and is Japanese reliable, so I have no complaints.

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I was driving a rental car (Chevy Tahoe) at the time.

Don't cat face me fucker!

[Slegnaac]

On 4/14/2020 at 2:09 PM, Taylor said:

My in-laws moved to Texas this weekend, and we went with tjem to help them move. Around midnight a few nights ago, we were driving east on the 40 near the AZ/NM border. Somehow I inadvertantly pissed off a semi driver. He pushed on his horn for about 10 seconds and then got behind me in the left lane and turned on his brights. I switched to the right lane, he followed. I switched back to the left lane, he followed again. I switched several more times and he continued to tail me with his brights on.

My wife, who was in another car behind me (and behind the truck), called and looped in my mother-in-law, who was two cars behind. My MIL suggested I get off at the next exit, but exit at the last second to try to duck the semi. I do so, but the semi continues following. I rolled past the stop sign and back on to the freeway. The semi stopped at the sign and gave up his rage-filled pursuit. MIL followed behind him, and she said he stayed at the stop sign for an extended period time, then drove forward and pulled into the shoulder on the onramp. She drove past and he honked again.

tl;dr: I was nearly run off the road by a semi driver.

 

Woah, I didn't know that Taylor is Dennis Weaver.

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

Woah, I didn't know that Taylor is Dennis Weaver.

Nice