Clown Lives Matter

[Taylor]

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-37604715

Is it all over for non-creepy clowns?

Being a clown is no laughing matter when everyone thinks you are evil. Can the profession fight back from the "creepy clown" hysteria sweeping the globe?

"It's my full-time job. It's what I do for a living," says Fudgie the Clown, a New Jersey native. "I have been a professional clown for 34 years now - but this is ruining my business.

"I am not getting the phone calls. And it's not only me. My clown friends too. I'm checking with them: 'is the phone ringing? No, my phone is not ringing'."

 

Real clowns have it tough these days.

 

[mtangelsfan]

"Fudgie the Clown"?

wow

[Taylor]

Just now, mtangelsfan said:

"Fudgie the Clown"?

wow

Isn't tdawg from New Jersey?

[Blarg]

New Hampshire. Not sure where they stand on creepy clowns but I'm pretty sure that is how he is described by the local women. 

[nate]

Fudgie the Clown is what Trump will be calling Obama if his current meltdown continues.

[meat]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/creepy-clown-craze-claims-new-victim-ronald-mcdonald-n664721

 

 

[Blarg]

There was a school closure in Fontana because of a clown attack hoax. Stupid 14 year contacted the school through social media and didn't realize it could be traced. The parents are in for some legal bills. Dumbass.

[gotbeer]

This country needs to be bubble wrapped.  Everything seems to be offensive to everyone.

 

[mp170.6]

Racist.  What about Black Clowns who paint their faces White?

 

 

[JAHV76]

[NJHalo]

Changing my AW name to Fudgie now that I have been outed.

[Homebrewer]

F.T.C. He's a rapper isn't he?

 

[Amazing Larry]

22 minutes ago, Homebrewer said:

F.T.C. He's a rapper isn't he?

That's a clown question bro. 

[Homebrewer]

[Tank]

43 minutes ago, Lawrence said:

That's a clown question bro. 

bravo, lawrence. bravo.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 10/12/2016 at 9:18 AM, mtangelsfan said:

"Fudgie the Clown"?

wow

Yeah, that brings up connotations that I had rather not have in my head. Thanks, Fudgie.

[tdawg87]

On 10/12/2016 at 0:18 PM, Taylor said:

Isn't tdawg from New Jersey?

This is the most offensive thing anyone has ever said.

Reported.

[tdawg87]

Btw my clown name is Fisty.

[nate]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

This is the most offensive thing anyone has ever said.

Reported.

Which part of Jersey are you from again?

[tdawg87]

The part that sucks.

[Lou]

30 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

The part that sucks.

would you mind narrowing that down for us? 

[nate]

That's like saying I am from the part of Wisconsin that gets cold

[gotbeer]

1 hour ago, nate said:

That's like saying I am from the part of Wisconsin that gets cold no In N Out

Fixed.  Right @Tank

[Taylor]

The replies to this thread have been solid. Well done, gents.

[Angel Oracle]

The most famous wrasslin clown, Doink (Matt Borne), passed away not long ago.

A long ago ex-girl friend (pre-dating my ex-wife) became a clown at the beginning of the new millenium.