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Robertson Rips Scioscia


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i love stuff like this.

 

if he's in your way, tell him to get the **** out of your way.  if he doesn't, ask the ump to make him get out of the way. after all of that, if scioscia still doesn't move, then you can whine about it without sounding quite so much like a little girl. 

 

Exactly.

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You'd hesitate throwing as Scioscia too if you realized the physics. When you throw at his ass the ball accelerates greatly as it is pulled in by the high density of mass. As the the ball reaches home plate it is fully ensnared in the gravitational pull and enters a low orbit around the him. Around this stage the ball has exceeded the speed of light and according to Einstein's theory of relativity begins to proceed backwards through time. As the ball finishes its simi-orbit it gets sling shot back towards the mound around the beginning of the inning knocking the unsuspecting pitcher throwing warmups out.

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You'd hesitate throwing as Scioscia too if you realized the physics. When you throw at his ass the ball accelerates greatly as it is pulled in by the high density of mass. As the the ball reaches home plate it is fully ensnared in the gravitational pull and enters a low orbit around the him. Around this stage the ball has exceeded the speed of light and according to Einstein's theory of relativity begins to proceed backwards through time. As the ball finishes its simi-orbit it gets sling shot back towards the mound around the beginning of the inning knocking the unsuspecting pitcher throwing warmups out.

 

And oddly enough...the Angel's still wouldn't get a hit with RISP

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