Most veterans are fine, upstanding people...

[TobiasFunke]

I know a guy in the Navy and he's dumber than dirt.

Of course he's also from Florida.....so there's that

[nate]

I think Florida is at the top of that hierarchy 

[arch stanton]

No idea if this is real or not.

But as a veteran, i can say without a doubt that the fact the guy used "youre" correctly indicates he wasnt a Marine or in the Army.

Likely one of arch's prissy Air Force buddies, with their schmancy grammar and all their teeth.

I'm flightline. We speak almost exclusively in acronyms. We're all about ethnic foods, softball, stereo equipment and high end strip clubs.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I'm flightline. We speak almost exclusively in acronyms. We're all about ethnic foods, softball, stereo equipment and high end strip clubs.

Pfft, see what i mean guys. The air force and their fancy "high end" strip clubs.

The tipper in this case has to be air force. If it was a jarhead he would have signed the receipt with a bite mark and a stain from dip spit. And if he was army he couldnt have paid of the 40 dollar bill either.

[Brandon]

I don't go into a strip club unless there's a possibility I come out with agent orange

[ten ocho recon scout]

Same. "Show me the kidnapped chicks!" Is my battle cry.

[arch stanton]

By high end I mean the ones where you're more likely to see boob job scars than C-section scars and they all have the glittery body lotion.

[Brandon]

Do they still smell like vanilla and daddy issues?

[arch stanton]

Always

[JAHV76]

Don't dorget the glitter residue they leave on you.

[Spirit]

...while this guy...I'll let you decide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so embarrassing going out to dinner with Glen. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

By high end I mean the ones where you're more likely to see boob job scars than C-section scars and they all have the glittery body lotion.

hey, a c section just means she puts out.

[nate]

I love all the outrage in this thread for something that is most likely to be fake.

 

My avatar has never been so relevant.

[Glen]

I just now noticed that. Looks more like a T than a Z, though.