What to do When Hamilton Returns to Angels Stadium

[AngelsWin.com]

By Glen McKee, AngelsWin.com Senior Muck-Raker - 

 

The Josh Hamilton story is on fire right now and I want a piece of that action.  Like fires do it will ebb and flow (wait, that’s water – never mind), but one time you can bet the house it will flare up again is when Hamilton inevitably returns to Angels Stadium as a born-again member of the Rangers. 

 

One of the big questions will be what the Angels fans should do when Hamilton comes strutting up to the plate.  I’m here to give you the answer well in advance, so you don’t have to spare any thought about it when the time comes.  You’re welcome.

 

Option one – throw needles on the field, a la what fans did to Bonds.  What are you, stupid? Needles are for steroids and nobody uses needles for cocaine or alcohol.  Don’t be a “moran.”
 

Option two – throw bags of baking soda on the field. Because baking soda kinda looks like cocaine.  What are you, stupid?  Then you’ll get arrested and they’ll have to bring in the HAZMAT team to clean it up.  But hey, if you have a felony to spare, feel free to go this route.

 

Option three – boo him lustily.  This is a great option if you know the difference between cocaine and steroids, and you don’t want to get arrested.  It’s also general-purpose and could be misunderstood. “I was saying “Boooo-milton!”  You won’t be alone if you do this, but does the comfort of going with the crowd really provide succor?
 

Option four – turn your back on the field when he bats.  If you wanna be a pretentious a-hole and draw attention to yourself, this is the perfect choice.

  

Option five – do nothing.  This is really the best choice.  Just let it go.  Plenty of people will be doing option three, so you can rest assured that Hamilton will get the message that Angels fans do not think highly of him.  Your voice won’t be missed in the chorus and all you’ll be doing is getting yourself riled up and increasing your blood pressure.  That could lead to a heart attack or a stroke, which will send you to the hospital and possibly kill you, thereby causing great stress on your family and friends. 

 

Meanwhile, Hamilton will continue to bat and occasionally relapse, and fall asleep on a pile of money, and won’t even know or care that you’re dead.

 

Just let it go.

[Spirit]

Thank God I have a felony to spare!

[Tank]

those little boxes of arm & hammer are pretty cheap. you could make it rain in left field with 2 or 3 of those.

[Ohtaniland]

I think that I can prepare a sign for that event. Any ideas like......

WE SUPPORT ARTE

[bloodbrother]

WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, JOHN

[mtangelsfan]

The coolest thing in the world would be for the stadium to go completely silent. 

 

Also, this is peaceful and would likely not lead to a stroke or heart attack.

[Amazing Larry]

I thought about this when the trade happened and thought the same as Glen. Indifference will be the route I take. Hamilton just gets in the way of me watching good baseball. I honestly don't even care what he does for the rest of his life as long as it doesn't affect the team I follow.

[bloodbrother]

You mean the "Silence 4 Josh" movement is back?

[Lou]

Thank God I have a felony to spare!

i'm tapped out, if you aren't going to use it,can i borrow it?

Edited April 28, 2015 by Lou

[Crampknees]

I will be too busy taking selfies whenever he is up to notice. 

[ItzTacosYerrp]

Anaheim crowds are too quiet

he prob wont even hear the boos

[Lou]

after careful consideration, i've decided to do nothing

mainly because Hamilton wouldn't hear/see me since i'll be sitting in front of my tv

[Thomas]

Option 6

[Thomas]

Option 6 also deals nicely with the stadium debate.

[IEAngelsfan]

after careful consideration, i've decided to do nothing

mainly because Hamilton wouldn't hear/see me since i'll be sitting in front of my tv

Whoa, you mean to tell me they can't hear me sitting in front of the TV?  Crap, I've wasted a lot of energy.

[Spirit]

Wonder if Ranger fans still have these signs?  Maybe we can borrow them.

 

 

[Amazing Larry]

Option 6

Game over man! Game over!

[Tank]

Option 6 also deals nicely with the stadium debate.

 

the halos could probably play their home games at el camino college. i imagine the radioactivity would be gone about the same time it would take to build a new ballpark.

 

just say the word and my people will call their people about setting this up. i'll probably have to have lunch with them to get this done.

[Kenny]

Y'know, overall, Will Farrell's career as an Angel was more commendable than Hamilton's.

[Spirit]

Y'know, overall, Will Farrell's career as an Angel was more commendable than Hamilton's.

 

 

[greginpsca]

They should throw pieces of shit at the piece of shit. That way he will have to take cover, and refrain himself from snorting the foul lines.

[Blarg]

"Meanwhile, Hamilton will continue to bat and occasionally relapse, and fall asleep on a pile of money, and won’t even know or care that you’re dead."

It wouldn't be the first time Hamilton killed a fan.

Edited April 28, 2015 by notti