Going to my first ever baseball game, need some advice

[Blarg]

Wear a giant Sombrero with an Angels logo on it. As long as it has the logo the guy behind you can't complain your blocking the view. Arte's got your back.

Edited June 24, 2014 by Eric Notti

[The God of Runs]

If it's your very first game, it's tradition to run on the field in the 4th inning.

[Richard]

Remember to land on an old lady or child when attempting to catch a foul ball.

Edited June 24, 2014 by Richard

[tdawg87]

Hit on every chick you see.

 

Every. Single. One. You'll strike out a lot, but eventually you'll hit a homer. You'll be like the Trumbo of picking up women.

[Inside Pitch]

The chronic nachos are really good, I recommend those. Also, if they make grilled corn on the cob still..double thumbs up to that.

Skip the Mountain Dew, however. This isn't Louisiana

 

I think you may have stumbled across the only words capable of making Tank angry.

[Homebrewer]

Has anyone mentioned beach balls?

[Ordos]

Wear a giant Sombrero with an Angels logo on it. As long as it has the logo the guy behind you can't complain your blocking the view. Arte's got your back.

What about a nón lá. I remember those going over well with the Asian crowd.

[2002_halos_II]

Sun screen, Cap, Water, Sun glasses.

[Blarg]

What about a nón lá. I remember those going over well with the Asian crowd.

 

Arte used to shoot guys wearing those. Best not to test his PTSD condition.

[Blarg]

Sun screen, Cap, Water, Sun glasses.

 

Maybe you missed the part about the night game.

 

Bring a parka, ski cap and a snuggy, those seats in 129 get really cold due to the marine layer.

Edited June 25, 2014 by Eric Notti

[Ordos]

Arte used to shoot guys wearing those. Best not to test his PTSD condition.

Percy never had a problem... Except the one poster who threw a fit

[Brandon]

I don't remember what this is from, but I remember it being funny. Also, something about a hippopotamus, right?

 

Yeah, hippo.

 

Someone created an account to come here and whine about being yelled at by some dude because she (I feel like it was a chick) was running over kids and knocked two or three beers over getting down the aisle to get autographs. She thought she would get a bunch of sympathy and everyone clowned her. She wasn't too happy. 

[Tank]

Skip the Mountain Dew, however. This isn't Louisiana

 

your an idoit.

 

and to think, i was going to invite you to come with me to the skateboard park next week. deal's off. you sku.

[2002_halos_II]

Maybe you missed the part about the night game.

 

Bring a parka, ski cap and a snuggy, those seats in 129 get really cold due to the marine layer.

July - he could be sitting in the sun until sunset?

[yvangelfan]

In the 7th inning you'll hear the song "Buttercup".....stand up and dance like crazy!

[Blarg]

July - he could be sitting in the sun until sunset?

 

You are obviously ignoring the marine layer effect. Mark Twain once wrote: The coldest winter I ever spent was a night game in section 129 at Angels Stadium in July.

Edited June 25, 2014 by Eric Notti

[Lou Spirito]

What an absolutely pathetic thread . . .

[Blarg]

What did you expect? You ruined it in the first response, it had no where else to go.