Cat terrorizes family

[HaloFan85]

I first put this in the 'Cats Suck' thread but felt it really deserves a thread of its own.

 

Better think twice before you go kicking your cat in the keister.

 

 

A rampaging, 22-pound Oregon house cat with a "history of violence" attacked a baby and trapped a family and their dog in a bedroom at their Portland home before being captured by police, authorities said on Monday.

 

http://www.chicagotr...0,7757365.story

 

[Ray McKigney]

Give it to a Vietnamese family. They'll tame it. 

[HaloMagic]

Can a 22 pound cat fit in a microwave?

Just wondering.

Mine did. Just had to cut off the legs. But that's obvious.

[Blarg]

Portlandia pussies. If you can't take out a fat cat you shouldn't have children.

[mtangelsfan]

So the kid pulls the cat's tail, the cat basically says "don't do that anymore" and then the dad kicks it?

 

I'd go bezerker if I was the cat too.

[arch stanton]

If only he'd had a gun. Or a set of testicles.

[mtangelsfan]

Oh man, pray cats never learn how to use guns.  That would be bad.

[Spencer]

"911, what is your emergency?"

 

"Our fat ugly cat has me and my whole family, and our dog trapped in a bedroom.  I can't find my dick, so can you send backup?  Please hurry!"

 

 

Lol.  Are you serious?

[IEAngelsfan]

"911, what is your emergency?"

 

"Our fat ugly cat has me and my whole family, and our dog trapped in a bedroom.  I can't find my balls dick, so can you send backup?  Please hurry!"

 

 

Lol.  Are you serious?

Fixed

[tdawg87]

This seems like an abused cat lashing out. No sympathy for the people here.

[arch stanton]

If you invite Satan into your home you take your chances.

[Jason]

This story sounds so made up. How does a house cat frighten an entire family?

[arch stanton]

I worked with a guy who was bird sitting and got chased into his bathroom by a cockatoo. Was stuck in there for 2 hours.

[HaloFan85]

This article has the 911 call.  lol

 

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/03/aggravated_cat_is_subdued_by_p.html

[Tank]

"911, what is your emergency?"

 

"Our fat ugly cat has me and my whole family, and our dog trapped in a bedroom.  I can't find my dick, so can you send backup?  Please hurry! And maybe you could send over Rosie O'Donnell to help, too!"

 

fixed.

[2002_halos_II]

7 month old babies should not be anywhere near dogs or cats unattended.

[arch stanton]

They actually carried this story on SkyNews. They didn't show the dad but they did show the mom and baby. they don't seem Portlandia at all. MoreTtrailerparkia.

[JAHV76]

Doesn't Oregon have a plethora of pot? They should have feed the cat some hippie lettuce.

[mrwicked]

good for the cat!

don't harass and kick your cat if you don't want it going monkey shines on your ass.