This should lead to immediate removal from public office (or not - satire)

[nate]

Senator Challenges Theory of Gravity, Demands Schools ‘Teach Both Sides'

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Before you get too wired, Newslo characterizes themselves as "the first ever hybrid news/satire platform". Don't get me wrong: Inhofe is an idiot (I lived in his state for many years), and I could almost imagine him saying something like this. However, this isn't a real news item.

[nate]

Hah, damn I got duped.

 

I will leave this up for everyone's amusement.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I have had the same thing happen. No worries.

[Schildog]

Hah, damn I got duped.

 

I will leave this up for everyone's amusement.

 

you were duped because this isn't beyond the realm of possibility to come out of a gop'ers mouth.

[mtangelsfan]

you were duped because this isn't beyond the realm of possibility to come out of a gop'ers mouth.

 

You mean like this:?

 

[Schildog]

that's hilarious.

[mtangelsfan]

Democrat.

 

Anyways, the entire lot of them should be canned.  Bunch of morons and privileged jerks.

[Schildog]

i wasn't sure what the d-ga meant. thanks for clarifying.

[St1ck]

Democrat. 

[Schildog]

i was certain it was dick

[St1ck]

Democrat. 

[Schildog]

ha!

[Angel Oracle]

Just channeling his inner Todd Akin?

[Tank]

I'm pretty relieved to find out this was a parody.

At least for now.

[Count Orlok]

Gravity is for godless communists. They should teach intelligent falling.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Laugh all you want. I have been on an island when it tipped over, and I have yet to fully recover. Only after years of intensive therapy can I now get within 500 feet of the ocean without suffering severe panic attacks.

 

Preach on, Congressman.

[Spirit]

You mean like this:?

 

 

 

Science! 

[nate]

A CA Republican came out against global warming recently saying it is just a ploy for liberal government to take over our lives.

 

He is on the science committee...  SCIENCE!

[mtangelsfan]

Were those his exact words?  Because I would feel that an argument like "Climate change is being used by the left to control our lives" would be a pretty good one.

[Spirit]

Democrat. 

 

+1

[nate]

It was a pretty good rant, I don't remember the exact words.

 

I agree that climate change is exaggerated by the left, and it is under represented by the right.  Classic, our government.