Contest: Best Angels limerick, poetry or haiku

[Sciosciapath]

Mike Scioscia fills me with rage,

Another loss, let's all turn the page.

Routine fly ball soars over Shuck's head,

A final turn of the page, the season is dead.

[ELEVEN]

Fish worn on my head

Bitches stare like I'm a God

Now I need a shirt

[ELEVEN]

Apologies all

For my shameless begging but

I still want a shirt

[ELEVEN]

Weaver's named their child

In a most poignant gesture

I'd still like a shirt

[tomsred]

There was an outfielder named Shuck,

chased fly balls like a duck,

Many singles he could hit,

just like spitting out a pit.

Then one day he ran into Aybar,

it was funnier than an goobar,

and for all this he got a kazillion fubars.

[tomsred]

Scioscia do, Scioscia don't,

can't you make my night and quote,

Wish upon a star tonight,

watch Big Papi send the ball in flight.

Wish we could, no we can't,

send Pedroia into the tank.

Throw it high, and over the plate,

watch Napoli hit it high and straight.

Where is Arte, where is Jerry,

better get them, this is scarey.

Make my day, make my night,

stompt the Sox with all your might.

[paws]

rally monkey says

time to worry

time to not worry

rally monkey not know

[tomsred]

Weaver, Weaver, wield thy cleaver,
send the Sox down thy riever.

Trout, Trout, open thy snout,
gobble the Sox that are all about.

Hammy, Hammy, find thou slammy,
whack the butt of Lackey's jammy.

[ELEVEN]

There once was a team from Pawtucket

Their parent Org. team can go suck it

[Lou E Ville]

There once was a man named Erick, uh

The dumbest player in America

Picked off of first

But that's not the worst

He couldn't even get a bat on the ball on a suicide squeeze the freaking retard I mean where did scouting find this guy at the Dominican Special Olympics or something my God I can't tolerate his stupidity much longer. There! ica.

[ELEVEN]

There once was a man named Erick, uh

The dumbest player in America

Picked off of first

But that's not the worst

He couldn't even get a bat on the ball on a suicide squeeze the freaking retard I mean where did scouting find this guy at the Dominican Special Olympics or something my God I can't tolerate his stupidity much longer. There! ica.

Troutstanding!

[Chuck]

Good stuff guys and gals. Keep em coming.

[Keener]

Outfield defense:

I swear it's not that f@#$ing hard.

Go Halos.

[Tank]

There once was a Blanton named Joe

I know that fills your heart with woe

His games' full of suck

I'd rather watch Schuck

But for now we will just watch him blow.

[ELEVEN]

There once was a board run by Chuck

Where people said our players suck

But I'm not a loner

Cause Trout gives us boners

Despite all that JB still Shucks

[Lou E Ville]

When JB or Josh said "I got it."

The fans in the stands often bought it

But put this in bold

They can't catch a cold

This isn't defense like they taught it

[yvangelfan]

The Angels I love

But it takes a heart of steel

Cuz' they suck at times

[Stradling]

There once was a team from Boston

F*ck them.

[Tank]

Locking thread.

[Bruce Nye]

There once was a team from Boston

F*ck them.

 

 

LOL

[Spirit]

When JB or Josh said "I got it."

The fans in the stands often bought it

But put this in bold

They can't catch a cold

This isn't defense like they taught it

 

 

Lots of good ones!  

 

This gets my vote.

[Chuck]

There once was a team from Boston

F*ck them.

 

win!

[Spirit]

LOL!  Or that one.

 

Congrats Stradling ... you get the #Troutstanding shirt. 

[Stradling]

Seriously?

[Bruce Nye]

There was an Angels fan from Beirut

Who had big warts on his root

He poured acid on these

So now when he pees

He holds his root like a flute.