Morosi reporting that Ohtani is on a plane to Toronto (Update: Now debunked by other sources)

[Taylor]

9 minutes ago, yvangelfan said:

Welcome back!

[T.G.]

Ohtani parachuted out of the plane when he heard about the leaks...

[Tyler]

This is more hilarious than a Rendon season. 

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Jay said:

So now we believe Boob?

I just think it's all very funny

[mmc]

1 minute ago, Jay said:

So now we believe Boob?

He broke the Luis Garcia signing

[Taylor]

8 minutes ago, T.G. said:

Locking thread.

My dad's first screenwriting gig was an episode of Fantasy Island.

[T.G.]

 

[Lazorko Saves]

2 minutes ago, T.G. said:

This is hilarious.

Yep.  I've haven't binge-eaten this much popcorn since crude oil futures went to negative $37 a barrel back in April 2020.

[Angel Oracle]

4 minutes ago, mmc said:

 

I do not like Toronto.

Sam I am.

[Erstad Grit]

1 minute ago, T.G. said:

 

THE PLANE WAS THE BLUE JAYS EXECUTIVES GOING HOME IN DEFEAT!

[ScottT]

Lol.

[Taylor]

Spoiler

 

 

[T.G.]

 

Haha

[Make Angels Great Again]

This is the greatest day of my life.

[Angel Oracle]

This soap opera just needs a good theme song.

[Taylor]

PioDeportes reporting Shohei was on the plane, but it crashed somewhere over the Mohave Desert.

[AngelsLakersFan]

[Lazorko Saves]

Just now, Taylor said:

PioDeportes reporting Shohei was on the plane, but it crashed landed somewhere over the Mohave Desert.

See, I told ya the "mystery team" was the Barstow Aztecs!

[Taylor]

This Tweet seems legit, re: Shohei re-signing with the Angels:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[totdprods]

All this shit feels like one giant smokescreen. For a guy who values his privacy it makes no sense he'd fly to Toronto just to sign something that could be done electronically, or with team execs meeting him at some non-descript office building somewhere. That's why press conferences happen days after this stuff goes down, when the surprise element is gone and people aren't being tracked.

[Lhalo]

2 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

This soap opera just needs a good theme song.

[mmc]

 

[Dtwncbad]

4 minutes ago, Erstad Grit said:

THE PLANE WAS THE BLUE JAYS EXECUTIVES GOING HOME IN DEFEAT!

No it’s Greta.  She forgot her EarPods in Toronto and had to head back there to get them.

[Taylor]

Edit thread title plz

[Justin]

6 minutes ago, T.G. said:

 

WTF is the point of X if not lying and guessing?