Angels fake friends thread

[T.G.]

18 minutes ago, cals said:

You aren't finding those on google.  I looked and there is literally no pictures of Zach Grienke on there.  

For the Google challenged:

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=563146365&q=zack+greinke+angels&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjaxKXX1paBAxW8MUQIHXIBATcQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1440&bih=775&dpr=1

That there is google, Cals...

[T.G.]

19 minutes ago, cals said:

You aren't finding those on google.  I looked and there is literally no pictures of Zach Grienke on there.  

Next time ask one of your kids to look it up for you.

[cals]

I’m still not seeing anything.  Maybe I’m not spelling it correctly?

[Jay]

45 minutes ago, cals said:

You aren't finding those on google.  I looked and there is literally no pictures of Zach Grienke on there.  

lol

[Angelsjunky]

This thread is slowly becoming gay.

[cals]

15 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

This thread is slowly becoming gay.

Can you give us a comparison so we know how gay?  Like two guys hugging gay or @Taylor gay?

[fan_since79]

3 hours ago, AngelStew43 said:

He pulled a gun on Alex Johnson in the clubhouse in 1971.

Chico also stole home in a scoreless tie with Frank Robinson in the batter's box in a game the Reds won 1-0, the first of ten straight losses in 1964 that destroyed the Phillies' World Series hopes.

A traumatic event that still bothers Phillies fans.

[Angelsjunky]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

Can you give us a comparison so we know how gay?  Like two guys hugging gay or @Taylor gay?

Right between the two, so basically when I make cinnamon rolls on Christmas Day level gay.

[cals]

20 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Right between the two, so basically when I make cinnamon rolls on Christmas Day level gay.

I'm pretty sure that, if we work hard and long, we can push the thread deep into Taylor.

[Taylor]

24 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Right between the two, so basically when I make cinnamon rolls on Christmas Day level gay.

My wife made the best homemade cinnamon rolls for Christmas last year.

[Angelsjunky]

31 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My wife made the best homemade cinnamon rolls for Christmas last year.

Maybe she and I can crochet and watch The View together.

[Taylor]

4 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Maybe she and I can crochet and watch The View together.

I'm not married to Sam Blum.

[REDneck]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Can you give us a comparison so we know how gay?  Like two guys hugging gay or @Taylor gay?

Angel organization gay!

So pretty f#cking gay!

And please for God sake refrain from posting the GIF with the two vato's sharing a bubble bath.

I know someone wants to do it and it's sincerely disturbing to me on so many levels.

Edited September 6, 2023 by REDneck

[Slegnaac]

4 hours ago, REDneck said:

True story of an Angel fake friend.

Back in the early 90s Dante Bichette was somewhat of a family friend and my then girlfriend and I were going to a lot of games at the Big A.

I'm still not sure how it transpired but it must of been when I got up to piss or grab a dog...Bichette got a message to my GF in the stands.

They started dating and I assume screwing. She was a hot filipina girl and her last name was SLUTka.

True story bro's!

Sounds like a chapter in Ball Four

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

2 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

This thread is slowly becoming gay.

That statement would be illegal for a Marlin or Rays fan.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, REDneck said:

And please refrain from posting the GIF with the two vato's sharing a bubble bath.

I know someone wants to do it and it's sincerely disturbing to me on so many levels.

you mean this one?

[REDneck]

13 minutes ago, Tank said:

you mean this one?

Travel to Juarez much?

[Don]

Has nobody mentioned the obvious yet?

[jsnpritchett]

Just now, Don said:

Has nobody mentioned the obvious yet?

Who is that?

[Don]

2 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

Who is that?

A figment of our collective imagination. A fever dream of gold glove caliber defense, exceptional plate discipline, and gap to gap power.

[Angelsjunky]

Can someone please photoshop Rendon's face onto one of the dudes in the bathtub?

[cals]

5 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Can someone please photoshop Rendon's face onto one of the dudes in the bathtub?

Make Rendon the back guy and Moreno the front guy.

[CaliAngel]

6 hours ago, Blarg said:

you guys suck at the googles.

I think your sarcasm meter is inoperable itt.

[UndertheHalo]

56 minutes ago, cals said:

Make Rendon the back guy and Moreno the front guy.

[UndertheHalo]