Angels fake friends thread

[Slegnaac]

13 minutes ago, Taylor said:

This douchebag.

Hire me Artie, I have a plan for this team that will win the World Series.

What is your plan Jerry?

You just have to trust me Artie.

Well okay Jerry, go get 'em.

 

Announcer- And eight years later Artie is still wondering what Jerry's plan was.

[Erstad Grit]

[Erstad Grit]

Just now, Slegnaac said:

Hire me Artie, I have a plan for this team that will win the World Series.

What is your plan Jerry?

You just have to trust me Artie.

Well okay Jerry, go get 'em.

 

Announcer- And eight years later Artie is still wondering what Jerry's plan was.

His plan was Baldoquin 

[cals]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

This douchebag.

You talk about irrational “hate boners” in one thread and then you bash Dipoto in another.  

But you know what, I guess it makes sense.  As a very handsome and successful man, I feel like I need to defend Jerry, a kindred spirit.  

Just like you and a couple others here feel a need to defend Blum for similar reasons.

[Chico]

I think Ohtani has really loved the Angels experience except, when push came to shove and they "went for it" (not championship but merely playoffs) this year, the Angels' ownership and management have proven itself to be completely incompetent. When Ohtani finally realized this, he disassociated himself with the "organization." So I don't see it as a betrayal, I see it as truth. He is great and the Angels suck. What great player wants to be stuck on a team that sucks? Arte Moreno is the great enabler and the great preventer all rolled into one. That's an untenable situation and has made the Angels into a dead man walking. 

The body double confuses me.

[T.G.]

21 minutes ago, Chico said:

...When Ohtani finally realized this, he disassociated himself with the "organization." 

The body double confuses me.

Yes, you are clearly confused.

[fan_since79]

With the utter confusion surrounding this team, the massive number of injuries, and everything else, we might be talking about a 10-year rebuild, or longer. There's no light yet at the end of this tunnel.

Arte needs to leave to begin the healing. Without a doubt.

[Angelsjunky]

I was going to post Zack Greinke, but can't even find a picture of him in an Angels uniform.

[CaliAngel]

2 hours ago, Chico said:

The Angels' ownership and management have proven itself to be completely incompetent. When Ohtani finally realized this, he disassociated himself with the "organization."

Luckily for us he figured it out 2-3 years too late.

[Chico]

2 hours ago, T.G. said:

Yes, you are clearly confused.

Then can you please explain the body double? 

[Dtwncbad]

What is so hard to understand?  There was a schedule conflict and they will use photoshop, which will take somebody like 2 minutes to do.

I would bet a huge amount of money this has happened many times with many teams.

But people addicted to drama create a narrative.

 

[cals]

2 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

I was going to post Zack Greinke, but can't even find a picture of him in an Angels uniform.

It's true, there are none on google. 

[oldguy]

17 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

Ha!  I believe the newspaper headline was, "Guns in the Clubhouse!"

[REDneck]

26 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

What is so hard to understand?  There was a schedule conflict and they will use photoshop, which will take somebody like 2 minutes to do.

I would bet a huge amount of money this has happened many times with many teams.

But people addicted to drama create a narrative.

 

The Angels have had a scheduling conflict all year. They keep scheduling teams that are better than them and then they don't show up to play.

[T.G.]

[T.G.]

[T.G.]

and many more...

[REDneck]

1 minute ago, T.G. said:

and many more...

Those are body doubles!!

[AngelStew43]

16 hours ago, ArkyAngelsFan said:

Chico Ruiz? What did he do to make this list? I remember him for saying the classic line "bench me or trade me!" Must be something dark and evil that I am unaware of......

~ArkyAngelsFan~

He pulled a gun on Alex Johnson in the clubhouse in 1971.

[Angel Oracle]

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, Angel Oracle said:

Is this a screenshot of a screenshot?

[REDneck]

True story of an Angel fake friend.

Back in the early 90s Dante Bichette was somewhat of a family friend and my then girlfriend and I were going to a lot of games at the Big A.

I'm still not sure how it transpired but it must of been when I got up to piss or grab a dog...Bichette got a message to my GF in the stands.

They started dating and I assume screwing. She was a hot filipina girl and her last name was SLUTka.

True story bro's!

[tdawg87]

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, cals said:

It's true, there are none on google. 

you guys suck at the googles.

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=563146365&sxsrf=AB5stBhXwiiuutGDViDWxF-ksakEIcfqQA:1694024899673&q=zack+greinke+angels&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwij7InDzpaBAxXqIEQIHf-CDE0Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=1497&bih=901&dpr=1.38

Here is Zack taking a dump on the Angels mound.

[cals]

You aren't finding those on google.  I looked and there is literally no pictures of Zach Grienke on there.