Gameday Thread: Dodgers @ Angels 05/08/2021: Bundy on the mound

[Lou]

Anthony Rendon attended Rice University.

[UndertheHalo]

12 minutes ago, failos said:

Owls sleep with their faces down. They’re also a sign of bad luck in some Middle Eastern cultures

it’s a fucking stupid lie, I cannot abide this owl slander.  Owls are good.  

Edited May 9, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[JustATroutFan]

Sweet, more serial killer talk. Zodiac Killer, Ted Bundy, etc. They're disgusting just like the Dodgers fans. But they're smart, unlike Dodgers fans. 

[failos]

1 minute ago, JustATroutFan said:

Sweet, more serial killer talk. Zodiac Killer, Ted Bundy, etc. They're disgusting just like the Dodgers fans. But they're smart, unlike Dodgers fans. 

[failos]

2 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

it’s a fucking stupid lie, I cannot abide this owl slander.  Owls are good.  

They’re cute af. But you brought a potential curse upon us, and I can’t abide by that even if it’s some old wives’ tale. Publicly apologize and burn some incense or you can kiss this game goodbye.

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, failos said:

They’re cute af. But you brought a potential curse upon us, and I can’t abide by that even if it’s some old wives’ tale. Publicly apologize and burn some incense or you can kiss this game goodbye.

No 

[Revad]

Candles can be substituted for incense 

[failos]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

No 

[fan_since79]

1 hour ago, REDneck said:

Just happens to be a HOFer as well.

We got this!!

He'll be pissed, coming off the worst start of his career.

 

[Blarg]

Just now, fan_since79 said:

He'll be pissed, coming off the worst start of his career.

 

With luck, after tonight it will be considered his second worst.

[daygloman]

Go Halos!

[Revad]

Life moves in stereo (cars)

[tdawg87]

Having bright red blood in your stool can be quite scary, but most likely it is being caused by hemorrhoids, anal fissures, or minor tears in the anal wall that are being irritated when you have a bowel movement.

Still, it is very important to get this looked at by a professional. If the bleeding persists, schedule a colonoscopy as soon as possible.

[thebloob]

Its nice to get well against the worst teams in the league.  The dodgers are on their way. 

[Bronson]

I was watching Fletcher highlights from last year and it seemed like he just squared up the ball a lot better. Seems like he can’t square anything up so far this season.

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Anthony Rendon attended Rice University.

Props to @Junkballer for getting this. 

The rest of you are dumb.

[eligrba4ever]

GO ANGELS!!!

Beat LA!!!

 

 

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

The rest of you are dumb.

[Lou]

Thank you, shift!

[thebloob]

Finally a team that makes all the angels pitchers Cy ___________

[Jason]

Kershaw looks sharp tonight. Probably going to be a quick, low scoring game 

[failos]

Welcome back shitty defense

[tdawg87]

Just now, failos said:

Welcome back shitty defense

It never went anywhere.

[failos]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

It never went anywhere.

Yesterday was nice

[tdawg87]

Just now, failos said:

Yesterday was nice

They won. 

The defense was still awful.