What have you learned from movies?

[gotbeer]

All Asians are martial arts masters.

[Blarg]

Except for the Big Boss's accountant with high pitched voice.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, gotbeer said:

You can treat any bullet wounds with no surgical tools, Macgyver style with anything lying close to you.  

or, any bullet remains intact and can easily be removed with a pair of needle nose pliers and some whiskey.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Lou said:

Everyone has a bag of frozen peas for that occasion when someone gets knocked over the head. 

true story: we used to have a bag of frozen corn that i would use as an ice pack and place it on my knees when the pain was flaring up (our ice maker wasn't working at the time). we used that one specific bag over and over for all kinds of ailments that required a bag of ice. we called it "knee corn" until the day we tossed it out.

[Slegnaac]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

true story: we used to have a bag of frozen corn that i would use as an ice pack and place it on my knees when the pain was flaring up (our ice maker wasn't working at the time). we used that one specific bag over and over for all kinds of ailments that required a bag of ice. we called it "knee corn" until the day we tossed it out.

That sounds pretty corn-knee.

[Tank]

39 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

That sounds pretty corn-knee.

[gotbeer]

Shotguns have unlimited range, and will always hit center mass.  That is unless you are surgical with that bitch.

[Slegnaac]

If anyone asks you about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, it is a trick question.

[Tank]

7 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

If anyone asks you about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, it is a trick question.

I just joined a group on Facebook that asked that very question as part of admitting new members.  I have no idea what it is so I just put YES as my answer. I was accepted into the group. How weird.

[Tank]

7 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

If anyone asks you about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, it is a trick question.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-the-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow

[arch stanton]

Before we can calculate we need to know if we're looking for calibrated, indicated, or true airspeed. Wee need altitude, wind speed and direction, and we need to know if the bird has taken its morning dump yet

[Don]

On 11/3/2020 at 1:57 PM, Spin Rate said:

Everyone has an older wise Black man in their lives.

I thought that was just a thing for everyone IRL.

[T.G.]

The underdog team always comes from behind to win the game on the last play of the game.

[Tank]

if you get into a fight with someone, it doesn't matter how many times you get punched in the face, you still stay on your feet and fight back as if it was nothing.

[gotbeer]

If a cop needs information on someone, all they need to do is a web search and the information he needs to solve a crime will appear.  

[Tank]

someone is always able to disarm the explosive device, and usually within the last ten seconds before it detonates.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

If I ever decide to kill someone, I'll put them in a room (unlocked), gagged with a towel (that can be spit out), tied to a chair (loosely) and set the bomb's timer (for way more time than is actually needed). Then, I'll make sure to never check back to see if he died and eventually takes revenge on me. 

[Lou]

4 hours ago, Angel Dog and Beer said:

If I ever decide to kill someone, I'll put them in a room (unlocked), gagged with a towel (that can be spit out), tied to a chair (loosely) and set the bomb's timer (for way more time than is actually needed). 

Ha. That crosses my mind every time.

[Tank]

if you're a bad guy and you're holding the good guy captive, it's important that you reveal your evil plans to him because there's no way he can escape and thwart your plans.

 

 

 

okay, i'll admit i just wanted to use the word thwart.

[Blarg]

On 11/4/2020 at 9:42 PM, arch stanton said:

Before we can calculate we need to know if we're looking for calibrated, indicated, or true airspeed. Wee need altitude, wind speed and direction, and we need to know if the bird has taken its morning dump yet

I assume they rejected your application.

[Lou]

If you're the good guy that gets shot, there is a 97% chance it's in the shoulder. 

[Blarg]

And you can still use it to punch out a couple bad guys.

[gotbeer]

You could be in a wide open space, with nothing around you.  But someone will come up to you, unnoticed, and knock you out.

[Tank]

There’s always a parking spot right in front of whatever building you need to go into.

[T.G.]

Rachel McAdams looks great in any hair color or style.