What have you learned from movies?

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, Spin Rate said:

 

I was hoping for Eva LaRue

[Tank]

anyone who tries to crack a safe already has every imaginable gadget necessary to successfully open it.

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

anyone who tries to crack a safe already has every imaginable gadget necessary to successfully open it.

Full sledgehammers are necessary gadgets.

 

 

Edited October 20, 2020 by gotbeer

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

anyone who tries to crack a safe already has every imaginable gadget necessary to successfully open it.

Sometimes the impossible gadget is located nearby.  Heck, why even bother with a nuke, we should have just pinched North Korea.

 

[Taylor]

16 hours ago, Tank said:

anyone who tries to crack a safe already has every imaginable gadget necessary to successfully open it.

Including a stethoscope.

[Taylor]

If someone new enters the room, it's at the exact time that you finish your sentence.

[T.G.]

Guys can go for days without shaving and they always look clean shaven.

Women wake up in the morning in full makeup and hair all the time.

[Taylor]

Women can go for days without shaving and they always have clean-shaven legs.

Men wake up in the morning in full makeup and hair all the time.

[Lou]

Nobody takes a shit.

[JAHV76]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Nobody takes a shit.

 

[gotbeer]

Criminals/crime bosses will always pick the new member/narc/snitch to be his confidant instead of the guys that he's been with from the beginning.

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Criminals/crime bosses will always pick the new member/narc/snitch to be his confidant instead of the guys that he's been with from the beginning.

Of course. The boss has to test the new guy's loyalty.

[ten ocho recon scout]

12 hours ago, Lou said:

Nobody takes a shit.

travolta did in pulp fiction. It cost him dearly.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Single handgun shots knock people down. Dramatically. 

[Tank]

Car chases through the very narrow streets of old Italian cities happen regularly and reasonably safely.

[Lou]

Nobody ever sprains an ankle, twists a knee or pulls a hamstring while running. 

[Lou]

Everyone has a decanter of scotch in their office, unless you're a police captain, then it's in your bottom drawer.

[Lou]

Nobody pays at the pump.

[Tank]

anyone who attends a baseball, football, basketball, or hockey game always sits in the most expensive seats.

[Tank]

if you play golf with your boss, your boss always wins.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

anyone who attends a baseball, football, basketball, or hockey game always sits in the most expensive seats.

Except Ferris. 

[Tank]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

Except Ferris. 

i think he sat in the bartman seats (or close to it).

[Taylor]

8 hours ago, Tank said:

Car chases through the very narrow streets of old Italian cities happen regularly and reasonably safely.

On a similar note, it's acceptable for an action hero to cause inordinate amounts of property damage and injury (civilian cars flipping over/crashing, store windows crashed into, street signs barrelled over, etc.) during a car chase as long as they get away/get one step closer to capturing the bad guy.

[gotbeer]

47 minutes ago, Lou said:

Except Ferris. 

 

42 minutes ago, Tank said:

i think he sat in the bartman seats (or close to it).

But he got the foul ball.  It's that easy.

[Lou]

If it's a shitty movie, gotbeer has seen it.