What have you learned from movies?

[T.G.]

Most, if not all female detectives are hot.

[T.G.]

It's amazing how often people walk away from serious car accidents, like vehicles rolling over several times.

[Slegnaac]

It takes 20 minutes to cook grits.

[Slegnaac]

If you see a naked man in a tree, it is Yossarian.

[gotbeer]

If something is urgent, there will be some kind of delay for help, whether it be traffic, technical, mechanical, etc.

If it isn't urgent, whatever help will be there right away.

[T.G.]

On 10/13/2020 at 2:34 AM, Lou said:

If you build it, they will 

THE ONE CONSTANT THROUGH ALL THE YEARS, RAY, HAS BEEN BASEBALL. AMERICA HAS ROLLED BY LIKE AN ARMY OF STEAMROLLERS. IT HAS BEEN ERASED LIKE A BLACKBOARD, REBUILT AND ERASED AGAIN. BUT BASEBALL HAS MARKED THE TIME. THIS FIELD, THIS GAME: IT'S A PART OF OUR PAST, RAY. IT REMINDS OF US OF ALL THAT ONCE WAS GOOD AND IT COULD BE AGAIN. OH... PEOPLE WILL COME RAY. PEOPLE WILL MOST DEFINITELY COME.
 

[Lou]

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers.

[Lou]

18 hours ago, True Grich said:

THE ONE CONSTANT THROUGH ALL THE YEARS, RAY, HAS BEEN BASEBALL. AMERICA HAS ROLLED BY LIKE AN ARMY OF STEAMROLLERS. IT HAS BEEN ERASED LIKE A BLACKBOARD, REBUILT AND ERASED AGAIN. BUT BASEBALL HAS MARKED THE TIME. THIS FIELD, THIS GAME: IT'S A PART OF OUR PAST, RAY. IT REMINDS OF US OF ALL THAT ONCE WAS GOOD AND IT COULD BE AGAIN. OH... PEOPLE WILL COME RAY. PEOPLE WILL MOST DEFINITELY COME.
 

I always thought this was gay. 

[Lou]

23 hours ago, True Grich said:

It's easy to kick a door in. Cops do it with one good kick.

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 10/13/2020 at 2:35 AM, Lou said:

Coroners are fantastic detectives.

this one is perfect.

All those shows have made the public think CSI are actual cops. 

Or that CSI is available for EVERY crime.

[Don]

Good guys with pistols always make perfect shots on the run at 25+ yards. Bad guys with rifles can’t hit shit at 50 yards. For you guys that aren’t regular shooters, go to a range some time and let me know how you do with a pistol in a calm, still setting at 10 yards.

[arch stanton]

Even if you don’t have any material you still must make the sequel

[gotbeer]

cardboard boxes and wooden crates are bulletproof.

[JAHV76]

Some guys like fast cars and fast women that’s why their car club buddies call them cruiser.

[ten ocho recon scout]

17 hours ago, Don said:

Good guys with pistols always make perfect shots on the run at 25+ yards. Bad guys with rifles can’t hit shit at 50 yards. For you guys that aren’t regular shooters, go to a range some time and let me know how you do with a pistol in a calm, still setting at 10 yards.

Exactamundo

Thanks to movies, the general public thinks shooting is a hell of a lot simpler than it is.

[Lou]

22 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

this one is perfect.

All those shows have made the public think CSI are actual cops. 

Or that CSI is available for EVERY crime.

[ten ocho recon scout]

57 minutes ago, Lou said:

"WAIT!.....what is that"

Bad guy left a pube and an eyelash on the coffee table

[St1ck]

41 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

"WAIT!.....what is that"

Bad guy left a pube and an eyelash on the coffee table

 

[JAHV76]

12 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

"WAIT!.....what is that"

Bad guy left a pube and an eyelash on the coffee table

So the clue is he was double jointed?

[Slegnaac]

23 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Exactamundo

Thanks to movies, the general public thinks shooting is a hell of a lot simpler than it is.

They don't know the real story of the O.K. Corral. 

[T.G.]

I've learned Adam Sandler is the same character in every movie.

Edited October 18, 2020 by True Grich

[Tank]

2 hours ago, True Grich said:

I've learned Adam Sandler ist he same character in every movie.

And has a speech impediment in most of them.

[Lou]

I read that Sandler is worth almost a half a billion dollars. 

Let that marinate for a bit.

[T.G.]

9 hours ago, Lou said:

I read that Sandler is worth almost a half a billion dollars. 

Let that marinate for a bit.

Good for him. 

[Taylor]

On 10/16/2020 at 6:43 PM, Lou said: