Things you should never say to a Hell's Angel

[Tank]

was wasting some time yesterday watching a collection of takes from "whose line is it anyway" and it was several of the best outtakes from "scenes from a hat."

This was one of the topics. Whaddaya got, aw.com?

[mancini79]

Tank recommends the Jack Fruit tacos.

[gotbeer]

So I hear the Mongol's kicked your ass.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Jax Teller would totally kick your ass. 

[Stradling]

I bet you won’t shoot me.

[Blarg]

Sorry, didn't see your bike when I was backing up. 

[Adam]

#imwithher

[arch stanton]

Nice scooter. Does your husband ride too?

[Sully151]

What leaks more, your Harley or your bladder?

[Blarg]

Hey!

[Tank]

hi sweetie! care for a scone?

[T.G.]

Real "Angels" wear red.

[the dude abides]

12 hours ago, arch stanton said:

Nice scooter. Does your husband ride too?

Outstanding.

[Taylor]

Motorcycles are stupid and dangerous, and no one should drive one.

[the dude abides]

Loving this mandatory helmet law!

[the dude abides]

Check out my new ink:

 

[eaterfan]

13 hours ago, Taylor said:

Motorcycles are stupid and dangerous, and no one should drive one.

When I was 3 we learned bicycle safety in preschool. We were told to wear a helmet and not to cross the street, etc. I had a speech impediment so my Rs came out like Ws.

My dad is driving me to preschool one morning and is stopped at a red light. A typical biker dude pulls up next to us. I tell my dad to roll down the window and he thinks I'm going to throw up so of course, he does. As soon as it's down, I yell "Weaw a helmet, you dowk!" right to the biker next to us. That window couldn't have been rolled up any faster.

[Amazing Larry]

Hey guys the Stones are playing at Altamont next weekend. What are you up to?

[notherhalo]

Is that a gold wing?   Harley guys hate that one

 

[JAHV76]

Is this your first ride without the training wheels?

[Tank]

you boys mind if we turn on the soccer match?