T-Ball

[Brandon]

the main thing is making sure they get the basics and build a foundation. be cognizant of their feelings so aiden doesn't have self-esteem issues when he's in high school. make sure the kids have the right baseball role models, guys like jeff kent and daryl strawberry.....speaking of which, make sure to create an environment similar to that of the mets in the 80's. although, i think instead of cocaine ball players are popping adderall like m&m's. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

35 minutes ago, the dude abides said:

You should drink in the dugout, Morris Buttermaker style.

Beer and fried chicken in the clubhouse.

[JAHV76]

40 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Root Beer and dinosaur  chicken in the clubhouse.

FIFY

They are just kids

[Vegas Halo Fan]

3 minutes ago, JAHV76 said:

FIFY

They are just kids

Start 'em early. Treat them like pros and they will play like pros.

[Kevin]

Don't let Parent Oracle's nicknames for your players hurt their feelings. 

 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Beer and fried chicken in the clubhouse.

if you want to play like lackey you have to live like lackey.

[Blarg]

Dad's getting a divorce? 

[Tank]

yes, and please stay away from the large rock pile in center field.

[Blarg]

I was just reading some notes I made on a trip way back in the 80's that happened at the Dairy Queen in Hamilton,  Montana. Sage words you should pass on to your T Ball team from a little league coach that had his team there for the post game celebration. 

"When we lose we get vanilla. When we win we get it dipped. "

 

[Biergott]

https://youtu.be/HoTu0U6AhdA

 

just use this speech, it'll all be OK

[Lou]

On February 4, 2017 at 8:27 AM, gotbeer said:

What's with all of Adams posts revolving around balls?

and poles

[Lou]

On February 4, 2017 at 8:54 AM, Fregosi said:

If your League has a draft, try to look for the ones that can catch and throw first.  After that, you need to evaluate the kids parents pot luck ability.

with the hot, single mothers

 

On February 4, 2017 at 8:47 PM, JAHV76 said:

Have fun it's a cool entry level and since they don't count score it doesn't matter at that age

is it too late for the Halos join that league? 

 

On February 4, 2017 at 5:31 PM, HaloJustinBieber said:

I would ramp up to this with the milk jugs, hacky sacks and velcro paddle catching.  

rally and wicked have this covered for you, Adam 

[mrwicked]

12 hours ago, Lou said:

with the hot, single mothers

 

is it too late for the Halos join that league? 

 

rally and wicked have this covered for you, Adam 

lou you won't be laughing when someone (anyone) finally responds to my geocities post to join my ultimate hacky sack league.

[Richard]

Can't wait until the Gameday threads and the amount of "Fire Adam" posts.

[Blarg]

Hah, I can't wait for the the laughing Adam crotch pic. 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, mrwicked said:

lou you won't be laughing when someone (anyone) finally responds to my geocities post to join my ultimate hacky sack league.

So what are the strict requirements for joining this exclusive league? Asking for a friend.

[Adam]

I'm at the mandatory preseason league meeting right now. For fucks sake don't these guys know they don't get to play? Jerseys, flat bills, turf shoes. 

[Adam]

Dude is firing up his power point. His desktop has a folder called "trump"

[Spirit]

Making T-ball Great Again!

 

 

 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Geoff said:

Making T-ball Great Again!

well done, Gee-off.

[Lou]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

Gross, poor whote people are the worst poor people.

Mostly becuase you know what they could be if they weren't so stupid and lazy.

please leave AW out of this 

[Lou]

10 hours ago, Adam said:

I'm at the mandatory preseason league meeting right now. For fucks sake don't these guys know they don't get to play? Jerseys, flat bills, turf shoes. 

next meeting show up in a suit and tie.  from that point on, you can miss meetings by telling them you have an important appointment you can't reschedule

[Lou]

13 hours ago, mrwicked said:

lou you won't be laughing when someone (anyone) finally responds to my geocities post to join my ultimate hacky sack league.

hey, I responded.  it's not my fault you don't understand Fortran 

[Keener]

 

13 hours ago, Adam said:

I'm at the mandatory preseason league meeting right now.

I had to sit through one last year.  Two women from our board ran it.  The very first thing one of them did was yell at us that just because they were women doesn't mean they don't know baseball.  Um, ok.   Agreed.

The next thing she told us was that coaches should never argue with the 'referees'.  

[AngelsLongBall]

5 hours ago, Keener said:

 

I had to sit through one last year.  Two women from our board ran it.  The very first thing one of them did was yell at us that just because they were women doesn't mean they don't know baseball.  Um, ok.   Agreed.

The next thing she told us was that coaches should never argue with the 'referees'.  

Do they switch sides at halftime?