Affluenza Boy

[the dude abides]

Remember Affluenza Boy?

Here's some video of him playing beer pong while on probation:

http://dallasmorningviewsblog.dallasnews.com/2015/12/affluenza-boy-ethan-couch-plays-beer-pong-on-probation-whos-surprised.html/

Dear Ethan,

Please off yourself before you kill another family.

Love,

Dude

[Hollyw00d]

He's the victim

[gotbeer]

Violate his ass back to bubba prison.

[mrwicked]

lets have an aw.com beer pong tournament and discuss this matter in depth.

i want Lee on my team.

Edited December 4, 2015 by mrwicked

[the dude abides]

I'll take Yogurtpooh on my team.

[Blarg]

Justin.

 

And not that cat hater from Texas.

[Brandon]

I'll take Tad

[Adam]

I don't know. If I killed 4 people and weren't in jail, I'd probably be drunk all the time too. 

[Jay]

As long as he doesn't get behind the wheel I'm ok with him doing whatever he wants.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

If all that he crashes is a table, it's all good.

[Amazing Larry]

Affluenza boy on the lam!

http://nytimes.com/2015/12/17/us/ethan-couch-missing-texas-affluenza-case.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

Edited December 17, 2015 by Lawrence

[Hollyw00d]

Is the mother part Latina?

[Tank]

throw the book at this kid. whoever let that crappy affluenza defense be used owes it to the families of the people he killed to lock up this jerk.

[mtangelsfan]

His mom is clearly hiding him or at least helping him evade the authorities.  They should lock her up.

[Tank]

i get that she doesn't want her son to go to a prison - that's a tough thing to experience and he looks like he'd get his butt kicked daily. but how twisted is she to think that this is any kind of justice for what he did? is she really expecting that this will teach him the responsibility for his actions that she so miserably failed at doing in their home?

 

i just don't get how our legal system allowed this, and i'm pissed about it.

[gotbeer]

i get that she doesn't want her son to go to a prison - that's a tough thing to experience and he looks like he'd get his butt kicked daily. but how twisted is she to think that this is any kind of justice for what he did? is she really expecting that this will teach him the responsibility for his actions that she so miserably failed at doing in their home?

 

i just don't get how our legal system allowed this, and i'm pissed about it.

 

 

She probably thinks he is a good boy. 

[Blarg]

His mom is clearly hiding him or at least helping him evade the authorities.  They should lock her up.

 

She hasn't been seen either.

[mtangelsfan]

Right, so she is hiding him.

[Blarg]

More like traveling with him.

[Hollyw00d]

Oedipus rex know what I'm sayin

[the dude abides]

FBI has joined the search for affluenza boy.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fbi-u-s-marshals-join-hunt-missing-affluenza-teen-article-1.2469961

 

Poor kid.  He's so misunderstood.

[gotbeer]

He probably just really wanted to see Star Wars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the Bahamas.

[ELEVEN]

Just put his Mother in the cell with him.

She could make sure Bubba wears condoms.

[Amazing Larry]

Affluenza boy caught. ¡Viva Mexico!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/29/last-joyride-of-the-affluenza-kid-ethan-couch-in-custody.html

[Blarg]

Somehow I get the feeling some lawyer is going to find a way to explain that Affluenza made them go South for the winter. Hopefully the judge will recommend a good cold northern prison cell for the both of them.