Affluenza Boy

[Gavin]

Am I the only one who finds it extremely weird that he still sleeps on the same room as his mom? For a guy who apparently has naked girls around regularly, is he taking them to mom's room at night?

[gotbeer]

The solution is simple.  Make the extradition process very very slow, like 30 years.  30 years in a Mexican Prison is a good sentence for quadruple murder. 

[wopphil]

Mexico will find a way to **** up his extradition. Like the guards assigned to him will all take a three hour nap at the same time and he will just walk away and never be found again.

[the dude abides]

Mexico will find a way to **** up his extradition. Like the guards assigned to him will all take a three hour nap at the same time and he will just walk away and never be found again.

i wouldn't be shocked if he ended up in the custody of a cartel to get some random money from his daddy.

[Lou]

Mexico will find a way to **** up his extradition. Like the guards assigned to him will all take a three hour nap at the same time and he will just walk away and never be found again.

The difference would be that in Mexico he'd at least see the inside of a jail cell, unlike here, with our top-notch legal system and all

[mtangelsfan]

Great point Lou.  Kind of hard to make fun of the Mexican justice system when ours is so crappy.

[Tank]

prosecutor back home said they're looking to move him from the juvenile system to the adult system for his parole violation. not sure exactly how she worded it but essentially the adult court would no longer consider his plea of "in the best interests of the child" after this stunt, and that he could be looking at up to ten years in jail per death in his drunk driving conviction.

 

hope i'm wording all of that correctly.

[ELEVEN]

Room him with Jared.

[Crampknees]

They say most he will get is 4 months.  The mother is being charged with "hindering apprehension of a criminal" felony 2 to 10 years. I would put her away for the max and then the fine I would impose would make sure he had no more affluenza. 

[AngelsLongBall]

This douche has a very punchable face.  And the book should be thrown at the Mom.

[gotbeer]

They say most he will get is 4 months.  The mother is being charged with "hindering apprehension of a criminal" felony 2 to 10 years. I would put her away for the max and then the fine I would impose would make sure he had no more affluenza. 

 

Is it just me.  Or is something very wrong with the system?  When you get 10 years of probation for murdering 4 people, and then you break probation in a planned way, and your rumored penalty is only 4 months.  If you break probation, especially going on the lamb out of the country, you should have that probation converted to bubba land.

[Crampknees]

Is it just me.  Or is something very wrong with the system?  When you get 10 years of probation for murdering 4 people, and then you break probation in a planned way, and your rumored penalty is only 4 months.  If you break probation, especially going on the lamb out of the country, you should have that probation converted to bubba land.

Ya it is unbelievable.  And where is pops?  The video surfaces and I would have dragged him in by the ear lobes to his probation appointment and they likely would have only spanked him on their knees again.  I say any time the FBI is involved you slam the doors. Apparently this mother still bathes him at this age. 

 

That will be his next defense.  Mother coddlingfluenza. 

Edited December 30, 2015 by Kurt Swanson

[Blarg]

Dad divorced himself from the family.

[Crampknees]

Dad divorced himself from the family.

Great, that gives them another fluenza excuse.  Too much money, mom is tapping you, dad said i'm outta here.  Now they get to profit off the book and movie rights. 

[mtangelsfan]

Why even run if the most he faced was 180 days?

 

Seems stupid.  

[Crampknees]

Why even run if the most he faced was 180 days?

 

Seems stupid.  

ya MT and you know it wouldn't have actually been 180 days when all is said and done. 

[AngelsLongBall]

And here we go...

https://gma.yahoo.com/affluenza-teen-ethan-couch-not-sent-america-today-175638645--abc-news-topstories.html

 

Ethan Couch will not be deported from Mexico today after his lawyers successfully won an injunction that will allow him to remain south of the border temporarily, a Mexican immigration source told ABC News.

[Crampknees]

A Mexican prison is where he needs to rot but sadly you can buy a Mexican judge pretty easily. 

[the dude abides]

Looks like Mommy arrived in the US this morning.

 

The Mexico sun seems to have changed her hair color.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/12/31/mother-of-affluenza-teen-ethan-couch-returns-to-u-s/

[Spirit]

Looks like Mommy arrived in the US this morning.

 

The Mexico sun seems to have changed her hair color.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/12/31/mother-of-affluenza-teen-ethan-couch-returns-to-u-s/

 

 

Yes.  She had apparently been performing 5 shows a week down in Mexico under the name Carrot Top.

 

 

[Taylor]

Mexico will find a way to **** up his extradition. Like the guards assigned to him will all take a three hour nap at the same time and he will just walk away and never be found again.

 

Racist.

[Lou]

Racist.

nice

[wopphil]

Racist.

I would have said "siesta" but wasn't quite sure how to spell it.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Why even run if the most he faced was 180 days?

 

Seems stupid.  

 

His mom has affluenza, too. It affects her judgment on these things.

Edited January 2, 2016 by Vegas Halo Fan

[the dude abides]

Affluenza boy spent $2000 on strippers and booze in Mexico.

http://www.fox4news.com/news/68773478-story