Random Thoughts Thread

[Tank]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

I gave my godson an old set of Arnold Palmer golf clubs I had as a starter set.  He said, I thought Arnold Palmer is a drink, who is Arnold Palmer?

 

 

[T.G.]

I wonder if SNL will do a skit about Alec Baldwin’s wife? 

Probably not.

She’s one cool cucumber.

[Revad]

This may be out there, but I: waiting for humor to focus on Biden.

[Tank]

9 hours ago, Revad said:

This may be out there, but I: waiting for humor to focus on Biden.

SNL and the late night talk shows are going to go so easy on him. Don't put your hopes too high.

[Blarg]

Like we go easy on Kurt, aka Crampknees, Karenknees, Woundedknees... or whatever the hell name he goes by today. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Like we go easy on Kurt, aka Crampknees, Karenknees, Woundedknees... or whatever the hell name he goes by today. 

Wait, do you read his posts? 

[Blarg]

I have a decoder ring from a box of Captain Crunch from my childhood. It isn't foolproof but it helps. 

[St1ck]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

SNL and the late night talk shows are going to go so easy on him. Don't put your hopes too high.

[Jason]

On 1/4/2021 at 4:34 PM, Blarg said:

Like we go easy on Kurt, aka Crampknees, Karenknees, Woundedknees... or whatever the hell name he goes by today. 

I try not to give old guys too much grief about stuff they say 

[Jay]

So today I'm driving down the street. For some unknown reason I glanced at the odometer on my truck. It read, "66666" (no shit).

I thought, no way that must be some sort of malfunction, for it to read 66666.

A minute later sure enough it clicked to 66667.

 

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Jay said:

So today I'm driving down the street. For some unknown reason I glanced at the odometer on my truck. It read, "66666" (no shit).

I thought, no way that must be some sort of malfunction, for it to read 66666.

A minute later sure enough it clicked to 66667.

 

Keep us updated if it changes again. 

[T.G.]

16 minutes ago, Jay said:

So today I'm driving down the street. For some unknown reason I glanced at the odometer on my truck. It read, "66666" (no shit).

I thought, no way that must be some sort of malfunction, for it to read 66666.

A minute later sure enough it clicked to 66667.

 

I saw you...

[notherhalo]

It would be funnier if covid caused people to lose their sense of fashion instead

[T.G.]

Rocky Mountain Oysters. 
Who was first to think.... "Hmmm. I think I’ll eat those.”

Edited January 18, 2021 by T.G.

[Blarg]

11 hours ago, T.G. said:

Rocky Mountain Oysters. 
Who was first to think.... "Hmmm. I think I’ll eat those.”

Who thought that was the right name for it? 

[Tank]

11 hours ago, T.G. said:

Rocky Mountain Oysters. 
Who was first to think.... "Hmmm. I think I’ll eat those.”

Maybe the same guy who said “hey, see that chicken? I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of it’s butt.”

[Blarg]

Are any of you gentlemen working or observing the holiday? My wife is home today but I still have a deadline to make so I am in my office working. I'd really rather go for a nice long drive down the coast and enjoy this warm weather.

[m0nkey]

The company recognizes it as a paid holiday we have to work to meet deadlines.  We get a different day off of our choice instead

[Tank]

watching The Shield, creating a worksheet about ancient Greece for the 7th graders, and about to grub hub some lunch.

[Lou]

These are f'n tasty

 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

These are f'n tasty

 

so basically bbq chips?

[Tank]

oops, sorry.

so basically, Canadian bbq chips, eh?

[Lou]

Just now, Tank said:

so basically bbq chips?

No 

[Tank]

7 minutes ago, Lou said:

No 

thanks, that was really, um, helpful.

[Lou]

13 minutes ago, Tank said:

thanks, that was really, um, helpful.

I answered your question.