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Whatever holiday custom you keep this time of year:

May your Dad and Brother-in-Law both lay off political evangelizing for the day

May you have purchased the right size of batteries

May your Great Aunt Joan realize that nobody likes that gawddamn fruit salad and not bring it this time

May your Mom not insist on saving all the wrapping paper

May all the assembly instructions actually make sense, may all the parts be in the box, and may you have the right wrench and screwdriver

May your dog tolerate the table scraps your niece slipped him and not have a lower intestinal disaster in the living room

May the relatives that are determined to cause a row be delayed at an airport several hundred miles away until late tomorrow afternoon

May the fruitcake actually have enough rum in it to taste good

May your pumpkin pie be done in the middle

May the oven element wait until tomorrow to burn out

May all your relatives and other guests realize that giving professional advice is work for you and that it's a gawddamn holiday

May the police and fire departments not have any official reason to visit your house

And may everyone have a safe and happy New Year

 

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