What Megyn Kelly thinks Jesus looked like as a boy.

[Spirit]

[arch stanton]

Jesus McChrist?

[Taylor]

She thinks Jesus didn't have a soul?

[Blarg]

Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.

[mtangelsfan]

Ginger Jesus?

[Socaliente]

Santa is chinese, that is where all our toys are made and shipped from.

[HaloMagic]

Santa is chinese, that is where all our toys are made and shipped from.

My house must not have been on that Santa's map. The only Santa that visited my house growing up was the Filipino Santa who brought shitty out of style clothes.

[TobiasFunke]

She thinks Jesus didn't have a soul?

/thread

[yvangelfan]

Leave Megyn alone.  She rocks.

[Crampknees]

I knew Jesus was Wayne Gretzky.  He already took a hockey puck in that photo.  Is Gretzky an American citizen though because Megyn won't count him as Jesus if he isn't. 

[Blarg]

You guys do realize this all sprouted from a stupid article by Aisha Harris stating she was ashamed because her black Santa was not the real thing and the white Santa was forcing the image of jolly, happy, giving people as being white upon her.

 

"I propose that America abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man and create a new symbol of Christmas cheer. From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin.

 

Why, you ask? For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that I remember from childhood."

 

Except that the whole concept of Santa Claus was based on a white Greek Orthodox Catholic priest from Russia. But let's abandon all of that simply because skin color is more important than anything, even history.

 

So if we are going to go with some of tradition we need a north pole animal and you certainly wouldn't pick a penguin, they are from Antarctica or simply, the south pole. You would need to pick a northern hemisphere animal like...

 

[St1ck]

Coca-Cola would love that. 

[arch stanton]

Did this Russian Greek dude really look like the modern day Santa? Or is his race the only thing necessary to be preserved from the reality?

[Spirit]

Can't go with the polar bear.  Too white.

[Amazing Larry]

You guys do realize this all sprouted from a stupid article by Aisha Harris stating she was ashamed because her black Santa was not the real thing and the white Santa was forcing the image of jolly, happy, giving people as being white upon her.

 

"I propose that America abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man and create a new symbol of Christmas cheer. From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin.

 

Why, you ask? For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that I remember from childhood."

 

She felt insecurity and shame because Santa was an old, fat white guy? WTF is wrong with this chick?

[tdawg87]

She felt insecurity and shame because Santa was an old, fat white guy? WTF is wrong with this chick?

Entitled African-American logic.

[HaloMagic]

Racist.

[Crampknees]

She just needs to be mounted.

[Blarg]

Did this Russian Greek dude really look like the modern day Santa? Or is his race the only thing necessary to be preserved from the reality?

 

He looked more like Zorba the Greek but you know how Hollywood works, you start out with Michael Keaton as Batman then it makes it's way to Christian Bale.

 

They reverse morphed Saint Nicholas from miracle worker that got crops to grow, saved girls from being prostitutes and giving prisoners last minute death penalty sentence commutations to being a fat white guy that gives out presents.

 

Mostly to white kids.