The Official 2023 MLB Season Thread

[Inside Pitch]

 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Inside Pitch said:

 

what did this goober think was gonna happen if he ran on the field?

#heresyoursign

[m0nkey]

12 hours ago, Tank said:

george springer of the blue jays also went 5-5 today.

He was 5-6, a complete failure. 
 

Bo Bichette also went 4-6, so my education tells me the Blue Jays first two hitters went 9-12. Seems ok

[m0nkey]

Saw this online so assuming it’s true, baserunners went 21 for 23 yesterday on steals compared to 6 for 11 last opening day. 

[jsnpritchett]

 

 

[Chuck]

26 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

 

LOL. His teammates fell asleep when Jesus needed them them the most. (as would we)

[Blarg]

One of his teammates took a bribe to throw the game. 

[Chuck]

15 minutes ago, Blarg said:

One of his teammates took a bribe to throw the game. 

I wonder if Jesus believed in Aaron Loup and Ryan Tepera the same way Phil Nevin did last night? 

[jsnpritchett]

13 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

I wonder if Jesus believed in Aaron Loup and Ryan Tepera the same way Phil Nevin did last night? 

I don't know about Jesus, but Solomon probably wouldn't have brought them in. Here's his take on Nevin's decisions: "As a dog returns to his own vomit, so a fool repeats his folly." (Proverbs 26:11)

[Chuck]

2 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

I don't know about Jesus, but Solomon probably wouldn't have brought them in. Here's his take on Nevin's decisions: "As a dog returns to his own vomit, so a fool repeats his folly." (Proverbs 26:11)

Haha, I love it. 

[Amazing Larry]

12 hours ago, Inside Pitch said:

 

[mmc]

 

[m0nkey]

Padres on their way to an 0-2 start against the Rockies 

[HanfordGuy]

 

[mmc]

 

[Vlad27Trout27]

Would love us to lock up some of our guys on similar team friendly contracts! Sandy is got a few more control years, but would love to lock him up long term. Walsh rebounds or has a solid year, I thinks he's a candidate for  a 5 years contract, locking him up to age 35 year. Add Ward to that list. 

[Angels 1961]

12 hours ago, mmc said:

 

Buy a program for Padres game can use it for 8 years.

[Lou]

Left-hander Robbie Ray has been placed on the Mariners’ 15-day injured list due to a left flexor strain. 

[bloodbrother]

Just now, Lou said:

Left-hander Robbie Ray has been placed on the Mariners’ 15-day injured list due to a left flexor strain. 

That's gonna cost him quite some time. Great news!

[m0nkey]

1 hour ago, bloodbrother said:

That's gonna cost him quite some time. Great news!

For who?

[Taylor]

Just now, m0nkey said:

For who?

Bryce Harper

[m0nkey]

Speaking of Bryce Harper, the Phillies are off to an 0-2 start against the rangers 

[Slegnaac]

Chris Bassitt, FA pitcher signed by Blue Jays, first two pitches this season went yard.

Gave up 4 run first inning to Cards.

[Lou]

13 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

Chris Bassitt, FA pitcher signed by Blue Jays, first two pitches this season went yard.

Gave up 4 run first inning to Cards.

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On 12/12/2022 at 2:01 PM, CanadianHalo said:

What’re you talking about?

Bassitt and Contreras we’re both free agents

It’s clear it’s more of the same 1 year deal type stuff this offseason for the most part 

Every year, you guys get upset over me telling you this. Every season plays out the same. Then we have a crazy amount of holes to fill in the offseason and do it all again. We would’ve been better off signing Bassitt than trading for Gio and Renfroe 

 

[Tank]

On 4/1/2023 at 5:36 PM, m0nkey said:

Speaking of Bryce Harper, the Phillies are off to an 0-2 start against the rangers 

now 0-3