Trout hoping to come back Friday

[m0nkey]

Playoff push!

[Jason]

We hope he does too 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Just in time for the big pennant run.

[Taylor]

Forgot about that dude.

[ten ocho recon scout]

It's obviously a lost cause. But there's literally one thing Trout coming back does.

It gives this team the opportunity to ruin Seattle for the second year in a row. The Trout-Mariner relationship is basically like that guy The Colonel at the end of Boogie Nights, when he was in prison for child porn (Trout is the black dude slapping Seattle, who is the Colonel).

 

[Justin]

14 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

It's obviously a lost cause. But there's literally one thing Trout coming back does.

It gives this team the opportunity to ruin Seattle for the second year in a row. The Trout-Mariner relationship is basically like that guy The Colonel at the end of Boogie Nights, when he was in prison for child porn (Trout is the black dude slapping Seattle, who is the Colonel).

"Listen... I don't touch them!"

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 minutes ago, Justin said:

"Listen... I don't touch them!"

 

[Justin]

Just now, ten ocho recon scout said:

 

That was actually the first quote that came to mind but I just couldn't bring myself to type those words. 

[Angel Oracle]

19 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

It's obviously a lost cause. But there's literally one thing Trout coming back does.

It gives this team the opportunity to ruin Seattle for the second year in a row. The Trout-Mariner relationship is basically like that guy The Colonel at the end of Boogie Nights, when he was in prison for child porn (Trout is the black dude slapping Seattle, who is the Colonel).

 

Especially make that Tinkie Winkie getting bitch slapped!

[Angel Oracle]

Odds on Trout playing in at least 37 of the remaining 44 games starting Friday?

That’s just one game off per week.

Edited August 17, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Taylor]

13 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

Odds on Trout playing in at least 37 of the remaining 44 games starting Friday?

Yes

[Vlad27Trout27]

Is he going on a rehab assignments? or is that not a thing anymore? 

[Angelsfan1984]

Hopefully he takes his time.

[ten ocho recon scout]

51 minutes ago, Justin said:

That was actually the first quote that came to mind but I just couldn't bring myself to type those words. 

No need to explain.

I actually wanted to do the lollipops quote, but it's the wrong dirty old man from that movie.

[AngelsMetsWS]

Hope he’s healed and plays well

 

we could use some good news on the baseball front 

[Angels 1961]

Trout been out over month, now no rehab assignment. Does not make much sense.

[Tank]

38 minutes ago, Vlad27Trout27 said:

Is he going on a rehab assignments? or is that not a thing anymore? 

hitting against the tigers is the same as a rehab assignment. 

[Justin]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

No need to explain.

I actually wanted to do the lollipops quote, but it's the wrong dirty old man from that movie.

I had Covid last month and spent five days in my bedroom watching movies I loved in my youth to see which ones held up. Boogie Nights definitely does. It was my first time seeing it in over 20 years and there were lots of actors in it that I had not remembered: Phillip Baker Hall, Alfred Molina, Michael Jace, etc. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, Justin said:

I had Covid last month and spent five days in my bedroom watching movies I loved in my youth to see which ones held up. Boogie Nights definitely does. It was my first time seeing it in over 20 years and there were lots of actors in it that I had not remembered: Phillip Baker Hall, Alfred Molina, Michael Jace, etc. 

Yeah, it's a phenom movie. Great story and dialogue. 

Alfred Molina pops in my head at least once every 3 weeks on this site, but haven't figured out a way to mention him here.

"You guys play baseball?"

Josh Hamilton was an alley oop, but I got lazy.

[Taylor]

4 minutes ago, Tank said:

hitting against the tigers is the same as a rehab assignment. 

And playing on the Angels is like playing with a AAA team.

[Tank]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

And playing on the Angels is like playing with a AAA team.

no argument here.

[Angels 1961]

25 minutes ago, Tank said:

no argument here.

 

26 minutes ago, Taylor said:

And playing on the Angels is like playing with a AAA team.

SLC and Angels would be an even match

[m0nkey]

Angels need him so he and Ohtani can both go 4-5 and lose 11-10 instead

[Slegnaac]

This will be like a midseason acquisition of an MLB Center Fielder. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Slegnaac said:

This will be like a midseason acquisition of an MLB Center Fielder. 

The biggest of splashes.